The GTA IV Out: TOUCH MY PECS!

[Tanthias]

Well damn, guess that means I'll have to fire up single player.

Juuust as soon as I'm done hearing back from the lady friend.

Also, clearing off this backlog of stuff to watch.



That is so crazy it just might work.

I'll go call the army. We're in for so much cash.

Although considering your tendency to jump into fire/pits, you might have a harder time (didn't die and only had 31 seconds to spare)

Let me know if you want/need help locating any relics, powerups, or weapons.

[Sprung]

Err, other opposite direction.

Just move. It's easier.

[Raype]

Well how else are we supposed to get rid of all this obsolete equipment? Just let it go to waste?

Well you COULD give it to us. Here in canada we have to settle for old british hand-me-downs.

Which wouldn't be nearly as sad if the british military wasn't so depressingly godawful at what they do.

Damn. I wanted some of that fine Libyan stemware.

I'd prefer some fine Libyan women.

Seriously, what's with Libyan women? It's like the sweden of north africa.

[Synthetik]

Oh, Canada is helping us.

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WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW RAY? WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW?

[Raype]

Obama can wear a hooded cloak and execute order 66.

Can he also point at a map using fingerguns and have the countries explode? That'd be cool.

Although considering your tendency to jump into fire/pits, you might have a harder time (didn't die and only had 31 seconds to spare)

Let me know if you want/need help locating any relics, powerups, or weapons.

Why you have to be like that.

Will do. I'm pretty sure I'm down to a small handful, actually. I think we've got just about all of the challenges, it's just in-level items we walked past.

[Sprung]

Oh, Canada is helping us.

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WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW RAY? WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW?

Dude. Everyone knows Ray has no conscience.

[Tanthias]

Can he also point at a map using fingerguns and have the countries explode? That'd be cool.



Why you have to be like that.

Will do. I'm pretty sure I'm down to a small handful, actually. I think we've got just about all of the challenges, it's just in-level items we walked past.

I'm sure it was just because of what time it was that we actually played

Oh, if you go for the one where you lower the weights, the relic is picked up by going back up to the first after jumping on the third.

[Raype]

Oh, Canada is helping us.

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WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW RAY? WHERE IS YOUR CONSCIENCE NOW?

Nowhere, really. It's UN sanctioned. Our hands are politically tied.

And my conscience is fine. Yours should be more worried. You have a couple treaties with these people. Signed by George Fucking Washington. And now you're bombing them. You guys are never going to hear the end of this one.

[Yip Yip]

The UK's involved as well, and France.

There are plenty of vintage WWII French firearms, never used and only dropped once. When was the last time France won a war, Charlemagne? French Army Military Intelligence, the world's only quadruple oxymoron.

[Raype]

I'm sure it was just because of what time it was that we actually played

Oh, if you go for the one where you lower the weights, the relic is picked up by going back up to the first after jumping on the third.

Noted. I clearly missed that one. Provided I remember this later I'll be sure to go back.

There's gold and 100% in them thar hills.

[Raype]

There are plenty of vintage WWII French firearms, never used and only dropped once. When was the last time France won a war, Charlemagne? French Army Military Intelligence, the world's only quadruple oxymoron.

Name one war america has ever won.

I'll wait.

[Synthetik]

Nowhere, really. It's UN sanctioned. Our hands are politically tied.

And my conscience is fine. Yours should be more worried. You have a couple treaties with these people. Signed by George Fucking Washington. And now you're bombing them. You guys are never going to hear the end of this one.

America: Land of the hypocrites. Whoops.

Later everyone, I'm outta here.

[Milady]

Goodnight, Synth.

[Tanthias]

Noted. I clearly missed that one. Provided I remember this later I'll be sure to go back.

There's gold and 100% in them thar hills.

Oh, there's also an ammo powerup after the giant rolling spiked ball. Go back up and jump on the hand after breaking the wall

[Tanthias]

Later Syn