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Thread: The Illora Out: No. Seriously. Get out.

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    Hey Jazz, I want a large sack full of cash with a big dollar sign on it, if possible, steal said cash. .

    Getting around to it... | Available via Retroshare 16/7.

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    I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

    With pics

    naked pics

    of me

    naked

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    That interview just made me want to read that cracked article again.

    Gold. THE MAN IS GOLD.
    Hit me with a link if you do so.

    I need more cracked.

    It is the a timesink of approximate tvtropes proportions.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

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    Cut lots of "sprung is short" jokes.

    Now with more double entendre!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    Cut lots of "sprung is short" jokes.

    Now with more double entendre!
    I stole brit's magic penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

    With pics

    naked pics

    of me

    naked


    Make it go away!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

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    It will be like that one show with all the fat ladies except with more cock and balls.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post


    zoom in!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Synthetik View Post
    It will be like that one show with all the fat ladies except with more cock and balls.
    Well...just a bit more.

    I mean, really. Have you seen those fat bitches? I'm sure one of them ate a whole man.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Shouldn't you have changed the emoticon to something like this: ?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Hey Jazz, I want a large sack full of cash with a big dollar sign on it, if possible, steal said cash. .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jazzmarazz View Post
    Awww, come on, you just gotta rob a bank.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    Well...just a bit more.

    I mean, really. Have you seen those fat bitches? I'm sure one of them ate a whole man.
    Wouldn't surprise me. I wouldn't really be all that surprised to learn that quite a few of them were taping their penises to their legs, either.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I should make a blog about my quest for weight loss.

    With pics

    naked pics

    of me

    naked
    "His dick touches the floor!"

    "It's still 5 inches."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I stole brit's magic penis.
    You think we should tell Lydia how an erection works?

    Quote Originally Posted by Kermit Da Frog View Post
    "His dick touches the floor!"

    "It's still 5 inches."
    When sprung lies down, he gets taller!

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