The Carl Sagan Out - Smoke Weed Everyday

[Rasgrez]

aaaw, just when I am getting up. 10 AM here now :O


so for those still around, morning, dudes!!

1am here, but good morning to you.

[Drageuth]

psh.. 1 AM, 1 AM is for busters. Unless you're still planning on staying up, which is awesome. And only early night..
working shifts messes you up..

so, whats up at 1 AM?

Yeah, I just don't like going to sleep. And by "don't like," I mean "have trouble." So I'm reading over some programming stuffs, and contemplating my reply to some subcontracted PHP work that kind of fell into my lap, while text messaging my girlfriend.

Wow. Saying "girlfriend" feels weird. I'm probably gonna head to bed soon, been a long day.

1am here, but good morning to you.

Mornin'.

[Kermit Da Frog]

Wow. Saying "girlfriend" feels weird.

Congrats on gettin a girl, by the way.

[Rasgrez]

Sorting through all this music is tedious work. Should have done this weeks ago.

But alas, my desktop and Music Folder is cleaner because of it.

Wow. Saying "girlfriend" feels weird.

[Drageuth]

Congrats on gettin a girl, by the way.

If you let enough 18 year old girls move in with you, eventually one of 'em is gonna have a hot sister you can sleep with.

[Kermit Da Frog]

If you let enough 18 year old girls move in with you, eventually one of 'em is gonna have a hot sister you can sleep with.

And then she'll find out about here and you're fucked.

[Drageuth]

And then she'll find out about here and you're fucked.

Oh, most likely. 'cept this board may have come up in a conversation or two.

I'm actually surprised I haven't scared her off yet. I may have said a couple of... inappropriate things when we first met. When I get nervous my mind tends to get jumbled and confused and spout off random shit just to keep the conversation rolling, and it's not until the words have left my mouth that I realize, "holy fuck, did I just say that?!"

[Kermit Da Frog]

Oh, most likely. 'cept this board may have come up in a conversation or two.

I'm actually surprised I haven't scared her off yet. I may have said a couple of... inappropriate things when we first met. When I get nervous my mind tends to get jumbled and confused and spout off random shit just to keep the conversation rolling, and it's not until the words have left my mouth that I realize, "holy fuck, did I just say that?!"

One time on a first date I asked the girl if I could motorboat her breasts in the middle of the restaurant. I think you're good.

[Drageuth]

One time on a first date I asked the girl if I could motorboat her breasts in the middle of the restaurant. I think you're good.

She asked about my class, so I started talking about some of the stuff my professor had told me. Like how cows are fairly similar to pigs, but just slightly different and split in slightly different spots. And how bears have the same general make up as a human being. So if you know how to split down a cow, you pretty much know how to split down a pig. And if you know how to split down a bear, you know how to split down a human being.

She stared at me for a few seconds, then basically said, "so... did you just say that you could probably split apart a human being...?"

"... oh fu--"

[Kermit Da Frog]

She asked about my class, so I started talking about some of the stuff my professor had told me. Like how cows are fairly similar to pigs, but just slightly different and split in slightly different spots. And how bears have the same general make up as a human being. So if you know how to split down a cow, you pretty much know how to split down a pig. And if you know how to split down a bear, you know how to split down a human being.

She stared at me for a few seconds, then basically said, "so... did you just say that you could probably split apart a human being...?"

"... oh fu--"

You answer with yes. Always. Then you follow it with a dead serious stare until one of you laughs. If she doesn't laugh first, you laugh creepy. If she sticks through that, she's a keeper.

[Drageuth]

I should have sized her up and said, "You know... I bet you'd fit in my freezer."

[Kermit Da Frog]

I should have sized her up and said, "You know... I bet you'd fit in my freezer."

"Girl, I drive a camry. There's plenty of trunk space."

[Rasgrez]

I should have sized her up and said, "You know... I bet you'd fit in my freezer."

I'm sure that'll elicit reactions.

[Drageuth]

Whelp, that's enough from me for the day. Have a good night/day/whatever the fuck it is in the other parts of the world that I don't care about.

[Rasgrez]

Whelp, that's enough from me for the day. Have a good night/day/whatever the fuck it is in the other parts of the world that I don't care about.

Laters.