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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Theres a topical gag in there somewhere, but I cant be fucked to find it.

    Sorry.
    I'm sure there's one about sounding the gay alarm. One that possibly involves Richard Simmons.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    I'm sure there's one about sounding the gay alarm. One that possibly involves Richard Simmons.
    How about "yeah, some people have problems taking two guys at once".

    That good enough?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    You have to do it from behind.

    Like in a prison.
    So how do I get around him without him seeing me?

    You wanna hook up on a Hamachi network, and you can do it for me on co-op?

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    I seriously need to spend more time on other stuff rather than using the computer.

    Sadly, the finals for the term won't let me.
    Time to torrent, yo.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cyberxion View Post
    Clive, so how is the family, if you don't mind me prying. You've been gone for awhile, and so I wonder how the little one has grown.
    Aye he's brilliant, will be 2 years old in January, its gone very quickly.

    But me and her have split up, we done so in January...she lives 100 miles from where I do which means I dont get to see the wee lad as often as I'd like but I make the most of when I do. She's now decided she wants me back however, but I'm not so sure. Probably tempted for all the wrong reasons.

    I'll post a picture in a sec
    Touch my twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cheezymadman View Post
    So how do I get around him without him seeing me?
    You don't.

    What you do, however, is aim towards the alarm after shooting the first guy.

    That way, the other one will be running towards your bullets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    How about "yeah, some people have problems taking two guys at once".

    That good enough?
    But not your nan! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Yes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    You don't.

    What you do, however, is aim towards the alarm after shooting the first guy.

    That way, the other one will be running towards your bullets.
    It's so simple.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    You guy are welcome anytime We have bowling and Steak & Shake. Bring beer. I like beer.

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    Hi guys.
    My god, I spent all of yesterday burning CDs to free up space.
    And now I'm back where I started.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Aye he's brilliant, will be 2 years old in January, its gone very quickly.

    But me and her have split up, we done so in January...she lives 100 miles from where I do which means I dont get to see the wee lad as often as I'd like but I make the most of when I do. She's now decided she wants me back however, but I'm not so sure. Probably tempted for all the wrong reasons.

    I'll post a picture in a sec
    She'd better be topless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Aye he's brilliant, will be 2 years old in January, its gone very quickly.

    But me and her have split up, we done so in January...she lives 100 miles from where I do which means I dont get to see the wee lad as often as I'd like but I make the most of when I do. She's now decided she wants me back however, but I'm not so sure. Probably tempted for all the wrong reasons.

    I'll post a picture in a sec
    Splendid, now I have material to actually crank one.

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    Picture of Charlie taken in August

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    Touch my twat.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Raype View Post
    She'd better be topless.
    He's gonna post a pic of the junior and himself.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ivolt View Post
    Hi guys.
    My god, I spent all of yesterday burning CDs to free up space.
    And now I'm back where I started.
    Your mom?

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    But not your nan! HAHAHAHAHAHA.

    Yes.
    Of course she wouldn't. After 10 kids she's looser than your mom after a couple drinks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Clive View Post
    Picture of Charlie taken in August

    Quote Originally Posted by Evans View Post
    He's gonna post a pic of the junior and himself.
    Excuse me, but I clearly indicated you'd be IN the pic as well.

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