The Hangout: I didn't need to see Harry Potter's wand.

[Strongbad]

I guess not. You people must suck at DDR.

Isn't cyber pretty good at that game?

[Elmdor Rizer]

Yup!

Messy's good. Or means it was good. IF YOU CATCH MY CLEVERLY CLEVER DRIFT!

I say "yeah" all the fucking time. Seriously, I have to watch myself. :/

I get it.

Tonight was, however, not messy enough in that sense.

[Sprung]

I get it.

Tonight was, however, not messy enough in that sense.

I so wish I knew what adult material you two always discuss. Somebody's either getting laid a hell of a lot, or has a job gutting fish.

[polokitty]

fuck you sprung, don't go deleting my posts

[Elmdor Rizer]

PAUL IS HERE!? =o

[Jase]

All kidding aside, dude, that's pretty pathetic.

Tell you whats pathetic, a grown man driving a PT Loser LOLZ.

No really, i only came here cos it was linked to me on MSN.

[Evans]

well i don't even know why i returned to EP, i was gone for a good 9-10 months if i remember correctly. I was convinced by Michael on MSN that you guys had changed, but clearly that was a fat lie.

What was, that we had changed or Michael?

You're all still the same bunch of ass kissing pricks you were back then. I'm generally a nice guy, i try to get along well with most people. But i've noticed most of my problems on these boards are generally from someone bad mouthing me.

Yeah, we've all been bad mouthed, but we're mature enough to laugh it off. On the off chance it gets to us, we leave for a few and come back later.

this is a great example, i logged on today expecting to chat with some ppl then head to work, but what happens?

You overreacted to an overreaction and decided to leave?

i logon and find cyber has been bad mouthing me in a couple of posts, now am i to just sit here and ignore it? i try to defend myself and what happens? 4-5 people start ass kissing cyber and start quoting me with bull shit.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA "defend". You've only furthered in our minds that you can't take a joke and laugh it off. You took it seriously, and have thus failed.

im out, not returning again, you don't care, i know... but this is a prime example of how mean and selfish some of you assholes can be.

cheers.

PLZ CUM BACH!

No seriously, you're an even bigger joke than I ever were.

p.s sprung u need to get laid, seriously... kasumi was most likely designed by an asian guy twice your age... now that's old

Oh snap, one last failure on the way out.

[Elmdor Rizer]

I so wish I knew what adult material you two always discuss. Somebody's either getting laid a hell of a lot, or has a job gutting fish.

Pervert.

Always? I finally managed to kiss the right set of lips a few times.

[Sprung]

fuck you sprung, don't go deleting my posts

Sorry, dear. That's not the FFA

[Sprung]

Pervert.

Always? I finally managed to kiss the right set of lips a few times.

SCORE!

[Elmdor Rizer]

Tell you whats pathetic, a grown man driving a PT Loser LOLZ.

No really, i only came here cos it was linked to me on MSN.

You're making me a sad panda. =(

[Sprung]

Tell you whats pathetic, a grown man driving a PT Loser LOLZ.

No really, i only came here cos it was linked to me on MSN.

You'd be suprised what a person would be proud to have when they work for their money

[Evans]

Tell you whats pathetic, a grown man driving a PT Loser LOLZ.

No really, i only came here cos it was linked to me on MSN.

That's passable. What's really bad is sticking chrome on it and saying it's cooler like that.

It hath been foretold!

I so wish I knew what adult material you two always discuss. Somebody's either getting laid a hell of a lot, or has a job gutting fish.

You have to be this tall.

Sorry.

I get it.

Tonight was, however, not messy enough in that sense.

Awesome. Should I assume you got drunk instead?

Isn't cyber pretty good at that game?

I know he played it, can't say how good at it he was.

[Evans]

You'd be suprised what a person would be proud to have when they work for their money

Like, say, a real car?

[Cyberxion]

you're a fucking asshole anyway

Yeah, so what. Hasn't stopped you from existing yet, so I figure I'm golden.

i never did like you and you never liked me

Oh, I used to think that you were alright, but then that one time you freaked out on me and started cooking up insane conspiracy theories about how I must have had it out for you, and I'm sorry Rekuja, but I just can't hang with self-deluded fucknuts.

this doesn't give you the right to bad mouth me in every possible way.

Oh, I have the right to "badmouth" you, in that I'm free to post my opinions. And hey man, thinking that you ought to shut up about some insignificant "accomplishment", when there are better people here who have contributed way more than you have, aint disrespectful. You may not want to hear it, and I get that the truth can hurt, but I have just as much right to say what I did as you believe you do to have went nuts on me again here.

I remember when Masj wanted me as a Moderator, you were one of the mains against it, simply because we never get along.

Dude, if MasJ wanted you as a Moderator, you would've been. All he did was bring the idea to us, and in the end agreed with us that you would be an absolutely terrible moderator, seeing as you're prone to fly off the handle, and you think that everyone is out to get you.

And hey, I'm just one person. Being that the majority decides, a creature capable of rational thought would see that the majority thought you're not, nor have you ever been, good moderator material, and I was just one of those people. But hey man, you're nuts, and so you wanna make that a case of me versus you, just like you do every time someone says something that gets up your ass.

You always talk out of your ass

No, I talk with my mouth, and in our discourse over the internet, I type with my hands. Though if you've got any pointers about how to talk out of one's ass, I'd like to read them. I bet it would be a killer party trick.

you're extremely arrogant and stubborn.

Stubborn yeah. But then, this is a case in which the teapot is calling the kettle black, seeing as you take your stubborn attitude to the next level by claiming that anybody who disagrees with you is out to get you. You've got the whole stubborn thing down to a science!

you think you're some hot shot that can say whatever he wants and get away with it.

No, I'm just not one to tolerate the sort of general stupidity that you and your ilk exhibit, and I don't feel that I need to temper my words in dealing with people like you.

Notice that when I'm dealing with people I get along with, people who operate on socially acceptable terms, I'm a pretty nice guy.

Hmn.

Take a good fucking look at yourself before you talk bad about someone else.

Yeah, I have. Don't see anything that needs to be changed that hasn't been already.

You however, are still the same guy you were years ago when you first started out at EP. You haven't changed, haven't matured. You're still the same crazy guy, prone to flip when someone says something about him that's a bit unfavorable. You act up, and then go to MasJ when you get called on it. You think that having created the Hangout gets you a free "Get out of responsibility" card. You'll never change, whereas with but a few exceptions, the whole of EP has grown up and left you behind.

I don't ever recall starting an argument with you or causing any problems, you're always the one that starts them, always the one that talks about me like i'm not even here.

This time, or every other fucking time we were having what I thought was a decent discussion, only to see you claim that I was out to get you, moments before you went on a tirade the likes of this one?

Rekuja, you've always been the instigator, you just don't fucking wanna understand that.

This time I saw something in your post that brought something that's bothering me to a head. You didn't instigate it per se, in that it wasn't a topic of discussion, but it's something that has bothered me for awhile. You think you're worth something just because you created a thread that has managed to live on over the years, and while kinda cool, you trot it out at every opportunity, even while other people are here doing more for EP than you ever have or will, and haven't said word one about it. Who the fuck is arrogant now, Rekuja?

FYI though, between the time I wrote that post and when it was actually posted, I had guests show up. There's you pulling shit out of the ether again. Not that it would've mattered either way, as I still would've said it.

Dunno if you think I'm supposed to be frightened of you, just because you think you've got MasJ's ear, something that hasn't worked in your favor a single time over the years, but I'm not. MasJ is capable of coming to his own conclusions. He's a smart guy, I know that he'll make the right decisions, as he has every other time you've gone to him over MSN when you don't get your way.

Yes i'm proud of the fact that i made the Hang-out, why? not because i feel like i have created something so awesome that i deserve a fucking medal,

You should be proud. Should you go around trumpeting your own horn all the fucking time, reminding people and letting those who wouldn't know you from a hole in the wall, that you're responsible for having created a spam thread years ago? No.

Like I've said, there are people who've done far more for the board who deserve praise, but none of them are seeking it, much less as actively as you do.

no.. that's where you're wrong. I'm proud of the fact i made Hang-out simply because it brings joy to see people enjoying the hang-out and immune from having a mod coming upto someone and warning them for pointless spam.

Good for you. But again, you mention it so much that it's like you expect us to kiss your ass for having done it. And when nobody else here is mentioning all the positive shit they've done here again and again, I can't help but think that.

Sorry man, it's nothing personal despite what you think, you're just annoying me with how much you go on about what is a pretty insignificant event in the overall scheme of things.

the shit you have to put with? yeah because i cause soo many problems on emuparadise huh?

Yeah man, you're banned like every other time you decide to show your face here. In fact, didn't you just come back from a three day temp-ban recently? You're not the worst that EP has to offer, but yeah, you've put us through the wringer over the years.
And when you weigh the one accomplishment that you've made against the bullshit that you're responsible for, it makes it all the more laughable that you seem to expect praise for that one thing. You mention it so much, even having put it in your signature at one time, but that one little bit of inspiration doesn't offset all the headaches you've given us.

let's see, the only problems i caused was when i was treated unfairly by the staff right?

Of course I don't expect to see a problem child own up to his actions, but man, you have to get a handle on your delusion.

I'll let you in on a little secret. The staff doesn't hate you. You do this shit to yourself.

oh wait, your ass kissing is in the way so you can't really see what's going on eh?

How can I be arrogant, think that I'm hot shit who can do and say whatever he wants, and then be an ass-kisser to boot? I can only be one of them, so which one is it Rekuja?

And who's ass am I supposed to be kissing? And what would the motivation be? I'm at a loss here man, you gotta help me figure this shit out. It's just not making sense!

basically, i'm sick of your shit and you can fuck off and die for all i care.

That's great. Get back to me when I should start caring.

Really though, I don't know why you expect me to. Oh, I'm having fun responding to you, I'll admit that, but aside from killing a bit of time, none of this means anything to me. I haven't assigned enough importance to you and your existence to be even remotely upset that you would say something like that. It's just funny, really.

Oh man, good times.

EDIT: Just gotta leave it with this last laugh riot:

why? nothing else to say? just tell everyone that this is funny and you're laughing, LOL sure mate, knowing you and your arrogance you're most likely raging at the Pc right now like some emo warrior, simply because i don't ass kiss you like everyone else huh?

are you hurt because i took action and stopped you from bad mouthing me? hmm is that it? poor cyber did i hurt your image? it's ok i can ship you a box of tissues if you want

if you think i'm gonna sit here like some coward and let you bad mouth me every time, think again.

fucking nerd.

Ah, good stuff man. Really fucking brilliant.

Like I said, aside from allowing me to kill twenty minutes, you're worth less than a pile of dog shit to me. Which doesn't mean that I hate you, or that I'm out to get you, just that when an insignificant nobody like yourself rails on me, I find it hard to care. Lawlz.

By the way, you didn't stop shit. Like, right now I could call you a whiny, pathetic loser, who runs to his buddies on MSN when shit gets too hot for him, and your magical hate-rays wouldn't stop me, nor would any insanely overwrought response. I just don't care. Not that I will say any of that, regardless of how true it may or may not be, I'm just using that as an example, you twit. Lawlz again. And ROFL too.

And hey, whether or not I'm a nerd isn't for someone as developmentally challenged as yourself to determine. Get back to me when you've managed to grow up a bit. Everyone else has. It's your turn now.

Win.