It's just a Hang Out: Can you please stop whining for five minutes?

[Shane]

I forget some of your ages at times....(directed at WJM)....this is apple juice, honestly:

I'm allergic to apples
And last time I asked what that was, you said it was beer.
Now you claim it's apple juice.
What in bloomin' blue blazes is it?

And I'm 16 years 5 months now, until August 25. Then I'm 16½ years old.