Quote Originally Posted by Wayne Jakobus Michael View Post
WJM has 25 fears, most of them completely crazy and weird. Normal people think that WJM is the craziest and weirdest person on Earth. WJM doesn't care. He often gets so depressed that he feels that everything in the world that goes wrong is his fault. His parents usually blame him for things like that earthquake in Japan sometime this year or last year or whatever year it was (his memory isn't very good with such things).
WJM is gonna kick your ass and take the championship belt. Then WJM will take on 3 men in a handicap TLC match, and win. Because WJM is the WWE champ, and talks exclusively in the third person.