Oh, the hilarity that would ensue.
Gare: Yes, you'll just need to sign this for me here and-
Dude: Young man, you have quite a peculiar accent, you're not from around here, are you?
Gare: Excuse me, could you repeat that? I'm afraid the local accent here is still a bi-
Dude: DON'T YE GET COCKY WITH ME LAD OR I'LL SMACK YE SO HARD YOU'LL BE BEGGIN' TO BE PUT DOWN LIKE A DOG
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