It's just a Hang Out: Can you please stop whining for five minutes?

[Ace Ventura]

I can only imagine the kitchen table jank piles.

In the end playing magic is all about having fun...and winning...but mostly having fun.

We were on the floor. Land and Creatures were everywhere.

[Gypsy]

We were on the floor. Land and Creatures were everywhere.

Kitchen table is a term used by jackasses more serious magic players in place of bad casual.

And yeah, Magic can eat up a lot of space when the game isn't over on turn 2 and lots of permanents hit the board.

[Tanthias]

Nope.

Zombie yogurt.

Would that be yogurt for zombies or zombified yogurt?

[Gypsy]

Would that be yogurt for zombies or zombified yogurt?

Yogurt for zombies since it has brains in it.

[Ace Ventura]

Kitchen table is a term used by jackasses more serious magic players in place of bad casual.

And yeah, Magic can eat up a lot of space when the game isn't over on turn 2 and lots of permanents hit the board.

Yeah they can.

My friend could've easily ended it with some card...I forgot what it's called...But he could've ended it within turn 15 or so, but noooooo we drug it on for 3 hours.

[Tanthias]

Yogurt for zombies since it has brains in it.

Aww... The latter is cooler. Though hard to fight

[Gypsy]

Yeah they can.

My friend could've easily ended it with some card...I forgot what it's called...But he could've ended it within turn 15 or so, but noooooo we drug it on for 3 hours.

Well if it could take out 2 players at once that does narrow it down a bit.

I don't even think we've had a 4-way EDH game last that long on cockatrice. Though someone usually scoops...

[Ace Ventura]

Well if it could take out 2 players at once that does narrow it down a bit.

I don't even think we've had a 4-way EDH game last that long on cockatrice. Though someone usually scoops...

All I know is that he said it's the "Exodia of the Magic World."

[Gypsy]

All I know is that he said it's the "Exodia of the Magic World."

Well if it has the text YOU WIN THE GAME on it that really narrows it down.

Let's see what comes to mind...

Battle of Wits
Epic Struggle
Coalition Victory
Mortal Combat
Darksteel Reactor
Barren Glory (it's insanely unlikely it was this card)
Chance Encounter (also unlikely)
Test of Endurance
Felidar Sovereign
Near Death Experieance
Mayael's Aria
Helix Pinnacle

I feel like I'm forgetting something but fuck it I'm tired.

[Ace Ventura]

Well if it has the text YOU WIN THE GAME on it that really narrows it down.

Let's see what comes to mind...

Battle of Wits
Epic Struggle
Coalition Victory
Mortal Combat
Darksteel Reactor
Barren Glory (it's insanely unlikely it was this card)
Chance Encounter (also unlikely)
Test of Endurance
Felidar Sovereign
Near Death Experieance
Mayael's Aria
Helix Pinnacle

I feel like I'm forgetting something but fuck it I'm tired.

I honestly don't remember. He also said it was banned and he needed 2 of each type of mana for it.

[Gypsy]

I honestly don't remember. He also said it was banned and he needed 2 of each type of mana for it.

Yeah it's not a big deal or anything, I just naturally know (and enjoy talking about) Magic cards. I did that list from my head, I likely missed a card or two.

The only card right now I can think of with an actual casting cost of 2 of every colour if Progenitus and as sweet as he is he doesn't simply win you the game.

Maybe it was Door To Nothingness. That has 2 of every colour activation cost.

*activates Spiders signal*

[Gypsy]

[Ace Ventura]

Yes! That's it!

[Gypsy]

Yes! That's it!

Loooooooooooooooooooooool.

That's so awesome.

Also, I can tell you right now that it isn't banned in any format.

[GunSlinger Boy]

All I know is that he said it's the "Exodia of the Magic World."

i'm glad i have Exodia in my deck as it lets me declare instant win on anyone when i draw all five pieces.