The Remastered Penis-Out: Now in SUHD

[Spose']

Made a yummy double cheeseburger.

1 slice cheese
1 tomato slice
Some lettuce from my salad
2 beef patties
mustard
ketchup
Garlic powder
pepper
touch of seasoned salt.
2 slice of wheat bread.

[Raype]

I bet his college days he was smoking fatties with Buddha.

Original Buddha or the sequel one when he was out of shape? Buddha classic was less fun than the new Buddha.

[Raype]

All I'm saying is Budai can truffle shuffle like a boss. Classic buddha just doesn't have enough jiggle physics.

[Spose']

Original Buddha or the sequel one when he was out of shape? Buddha classic was less fun than the new Buddha.

I don't think history is that well recorded. He might not remember it's been so long.

[Raype]

I don't think history is that well recorded. He might not remember it's been so long.

I bet he remembers a few centuries of telling those damn Mongolians to stay off his lawn.

Even put up a fence.

[Spose']

I bet he remembers a few centuries of telling those damn Mongolians to stay off his lawn.

Even put up a fence.

Little did he known they would just walk around it.

[Raype]

Little did he known they would just walk around it.

In his defense people thought the world was flat. He probably figured they'd just fall off the edge of the earth.

[deadlegion]

You guys had sex yet?

[Raype]

You guys had sex yet?

Gotta build up to that.

Man on man requires a good bit of foreplay and gradually working it in.

Otherwise you can tear yourself a new one.

[deadlegion]

Not my cup of tea

[Spose']

Luckley, I have many, many, cups of tea. You can try a different one.

[deadlegion]

[Spose']

Welp, safe to assumey body will be accostumed to third shift hours when I wake up.

[Sprung]

I need a shower and a shave I stink and my face is itching bad since I haven't shaved all week.

Pfft. I haven't shaved since February.

[Zaladane]

Pfft. I haven't shaved since February.

Which region?