The Remastered Penis-Out: Now in SUHD

[Gypsy]

I'd say I tried but I hate to lie.

[Inferno.]

Try harder, piggy.

[LitBolt]

Know what could use a reboot? Crimson Skies for the first Xbox.

[gezegond]

[LitBolt]

[deadlegion]

*fart*

[LitBolt]

I find quantum mechanics confusing today
Now science is all the rage
The hadron collider is banging away
Trying to guess our age

A particle here
A particle there
In this weird quantum world
Bits can be anywhere
Which might just explain why I’m losing my hair
In The Infinite Monkey Cage

T’other day I heard Mrs. Schrödinger say
I’m going to put out the cat
Mrs. Heidinger said, woo, it might be quite dead
I’m most certain if you should do that

Unless you’ve got that Robin Ince
And Professor Cox
I’d leave that poor pussy
Alone in its box
That cat may be as dead as a rat, you can wage
In The Infinite Monkey Cage

Scientists say all the world’s just a stage
That science is passing through
There may be an infinite number of mes
And an infinite number of you (God help us)

Over in CERN, they are trying to learn
What can the dark matter be
Who gives a fig if a pig can do trig
In The Infinite Monkey Cage

There’s many a superpositional thing
Is blowing my mind today
The multiverse seems to be
Made out of string
That’s what the particle physicists say

If infinite monkeys type every day
They may accidentally write Hamlet the play
But they’d probably just shit on it and throw it away
In The Infinite Monkey Cage
That naughty monkey
In The Infinite Monkey Cage
Without your trousers
In The Infinite Monkey Cage

[Grouch]

nothing like waking up with a splitting headache and getting to look forward to a long day of work

[deadlegion]

The Remastered Goatsie.

[Inferno.]

Remastered goatie?

[Grouch]

The Remastered Goatsie.

Remastered goatie?

and to think rays not even here.

[Inferno.]

Tired now, afternoon nap after the F1 I think.

[Grouch]

need to find something to occupy my time with today.

[LitBolt]

need to find something to occupy my time with today.

Have you considered crystal meth?

[deadlegion]

Ice ice goatsie.