The Remastered Penis-Out: Now in SUHD

[Jaws]

I masturbate to cow porn.

[Sheras]

Stupid Amazon.

?

[Grouch]

I masturbate to cow porn.

it's barely dark out and already we get into talk that only ray could top

[Gypsy]

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They effed up on a trade-in value again. I did it once and succeeded (made $400). Then I got greedy and did it with another account (which is legal) since they RAISED THE VALUE instead of correcting it. People that sent in fairly recently (my 2nd set included) have had the phones delivered but Amazon isn't recognizing it. Still says Transaction Status: Not Yet Received/In Transit.

At the very least I will get these items back.

[Jaws]

it's barely dark out and already we get into talk that only ray could top

Wanna join?

[Grouch]

Wanna join?

tempting but last time someone asked me that things did not turn out how I expected

[Jaws]

tempting but last time someone asked me that things did not turn out how I expected

I'll use spit this time, I promise. Like throwing a ball down a hallway. You'll never know it were in there.

[Grouch]

I'll use spit this time, I promise. Like throwing a ball down a hallway. You'll never know it were in there.

what all out of lube?

[Jaws]

what all out of lube?

I'm more of an all-natural type guy.

[Grouch]

I'm more of an all-natural type guy.

I don't which I should feel sorry for the bottle or the banana

[Warrior]

I masturbate to cow porn.

Don't you mean pony porn

[Sheras]

If you see a report on the news about a college student from Iowa murdering his roommate in the upcoming weeks, that may be me.....

[Nemkoon]

Sounds pleasant

[Sheras]

Sounds pleasant

Seriously fucking hate this guy

[Grouch]

it's gonna be another one of those days.