The All lovable Drinking Game

[Dark Magician]

*slowly opens his eyes*

*gets up and crawls to a bar stool, hoists himself up then has a conversation with tovi about polar bears*

[Bagel]

*hooks up one of those hospital thingys that administers something directly into your arm into SomeUserGuy and fills it with beer*

[SomeUserGuy]

*starting to feel drunk.....*

[Bagel]

Step right up into the beer pool!

[Tovi]

I say that polar bears are forming a large conspiracy, man... It's like... one day they're cute and funny, next day BOOM! They're all over, they're everywhere! Yeah, tell that Johny Nimbleeyes...

Wait, what did I just say?

Oh yeah! You couldn't beat me at chess if you were the son of the queen, and had a pet gorilla named Jack! Yeah so *mumble* *mumble* fox *mumble* large half-chicken half-squirrel *mumble* *giggle* *mumble*

[Bagel]

*sends in two big men in nurses clothes to knock Tovi out*

[Tovi]

Oh no, they're coming to get me. Quick I must hide!

*covers eyes*

They'll never find me in here!

[Bagel]

*Two big men lumber past and grab Shadow X by mistake*

[SomeUserGuy]

*SUG tries to call his two sexy nurses*

*SUG forgot their numbers*

[Bagel]

Call 911, it always works for me

[Dark Magician]

*Picks up the phone*

Hello 911 can the two sexy nurses make there way to the bar

Thank you ....

[Bagel]

You shoulda mentioned that you wanted women....

[Dark Magician]

*Runs back to the phone*

Hi again we need FEMALE nurses not male ones

Thank you ...

[SomeUserGuy]

*burp*

[Bagel]

*Scares the nurses away by making farting noises*


Ok I'm done for now. Gotta go eat