The Boredlands-Out: Bite and don't let it go (EXPLOSIONS)

[Gypsy]

Jack Caine (Dolph Lundgren) is a Houston vice cop who's forgotten the rule book. His self-appointed mission is to stop the drugs trade and the number one supplier Victor Manning. Whilst involved in an undercover operation to entrap Victor Manning, his partner gets killed, and a sinister newcomer enters the scene... Along with F.B.I. agent Lawrence Smith, the two investigate a spate of mysterious deaths; normal non-junkies dying of massive heroin overdoses and bearing the same horrific puncture marks on the forehead. This, coupled with Caine's own evidence, indicates an alien force is present on the streets of Houston, killing and gathering stocks of a rare drug found only in the brain... Caine is used to fighting the toughest of criminals, but up to now they've all been human...

[Gypsy]

Obviously this is one of the best movies ever made, a true master work of the cinematic arts.

[Warrior]

Ass > Titties

[Gypsy]

Hey Gobby, we are talking about fine cinema right now. Please shape up or ship out.

[Beelzebub]

Hey Gobby, we are talking about fine cinema right now. Please shape up or ship out.

Universal Soldier.

/end thread

[Sheras]

Hey Gobby, we are talking about fine cinema right now. Please shape up or ship out.

Ship out, ship out, plz plz

[Warrior]

Hey Gobby, we are talking about fine asses right now. Please keep talking about asses.

Ten four good buddy

[Gypsy]

Universal Soldier.

/end thread

Van Damme and Lundgren was truly special.

[Jazzmarazz]

because cats

[Gypsy]

But let's not forget Van Damme and Rodman, Van Damme and Van Damme, Van Damme does Die Hard, Van Damme pisses off weeaboos and Van Damme and Van Damme again.

[Gypsy]

The best die hard knock off was probably Under Siege which is also coincidentally easily Seagall's best movie. I think it came out before everyone realised he was a huge irl asshole. Busey and TLJ are in it as well. Masterwork.

[Beelzebub]

But let's not forget Van Damme and Rodman, Van Damme and Van Damme, Van Damme does Die Hard, Van Damme pisses off weeaboos and Van Damme and Van Damme again.

Kickboxer is still hands-down Van Damme's best movie in my opinion.

The best die hard knock off was probably Under Siege which is also coincidentally easily Seagall's best movie. I think it came out before everyone realised he was a huge irl asshole. Busey and TLJ are in it as well. Masterwork.

Haha, fuckin' Under Siege. That movie is ridiculous. Busey is awesome though! Loved him in Predator 2 as well.

[deadlegion]

Thats actually a thing? My dad made taht shit all the time. I thought he was stupid.

Yeah, like the wiki says it has been a traditional thing at kids parties over here and NZ for quite some time. I don't think anybody really knows when it started but it has been around longer than me anyway You see it less now at kids parties (when I was a kid in the 70's that stuff was at every party), it's usually grandparents that keep it going...but some kids still like it.

[gezegond]

But let's not forget Van Damme and Rodman, Van Damme and Van Damme, Van Damme does Die Hard, Van Damme pisses off weeaboos and Van Damme and Van Damme again.

[Jazzmarazz]

Yeah, like the wiki says it has been a traditional thing at kids parties over here and NZ for quite some time. I don't think anybody really knows when it started but it has been around longer than me anyway You see it less now at kids parties (when I was a kid in the 70's that stuff was at every party), it's usually grandparents that keep it going...but some kids still like it.

My dad is only 40 and American.