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    friends it has been a lonfg time!!! i hope ytour all well. i see many new faces. my faverates are anime avatar man, anime avatar man, anime avatar man and car assembly robot that looks vaguely like butthole avatar man. i know i have not posted for long tiem and i owe you all explantation. its a strange story but one minute i was in idaho eating hot pockets, and the netx, fall out boy had broken up and i was wake up in a shack somewhere in south dakota handcuffed to a dehumidifier. to make matters worse i only had one pair of socks. it was a nightmare scenario as i msure you can imagine. i am still not sure how it happened. at first i wondered if i had magic teleportation powers, but i knew that was not really possiblr because only the illumanity and lizard people and lady gaga have those. i had also seemingly learned to use semi colognes; this was frightening for me to discover.

    making the best of my situation, in the years that followid i tried many things to give my life meaning… door to door wingnut salesman… gynacologist impersonator… i think i evne went to university of phonix and got a degree in being an elephant at one ppoint. but somethong was missing. i missed pete and patrick. and vegan drummer. and curly haired guitarist who spun around a lot. i think he was called john. after esaerching my heart i finally realized what it was i had to do, and so i travelled the world like spiky hair man from pokemon, dtermined to track down the fall out boys and put them in my balls. this was not an easy task because they were hidden in each four corners of the globe. patrick was water type in middle of ocean, pete was fire type in active volcano, vegan drummer was grass type at the bottom of my garden and curly guitar man was curly guitar man type. i had to check gamefaqs to find him: turns out he was hidding under that truck next to the ss anne the entire time, the sneaky devil.

    then i put them in a room and made them play instruments. they said “please falloutboy93 do not make us do this” and i was like ‘NO you must save rock and roll from hannah montana tongue lady.” and so they did. the end. (also they became a megazord and punched skrillex in the dick but i am save that part for later)

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    *fart*
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    The stupid burns. Bad.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Roxas View Post
    The stupid burns. Bad.
    Shut up Gobby
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    Welcome back, young prince, we have been waiting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Edit your post man, smilie only outside the HO = infraction. I won't warn you again.
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    Are you fucking kidding man? Isn't this gonna get locked or deleted anyways?

    Go ahead infract me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post


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    Quote Originally Posted by Zaladane View Post
    Are you fucking kidding man? Isn't this gonna get locked or deleted anyways?
    I'm trolling you but I'm also serious in a way. I got an infraction ages ago for posting a smilie only outside the HO, yeah I could just soft delete your post and let it slide but I'm in the mood for some spanking
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    There, thread moved to the Hangout! No problems now I take it?

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    Takes two to tango DL-chan


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    There, thread moved to the Hangout! No problems now I take it?
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    Takes two to tango DL-chan



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    Fine, if you wanna be like that I'll take a break from doing anything at all for a while
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