Love Advice

[Bagel]

You could go out with a guy

[sickboy]

my only advise is: TALK TO HER! find out what movies she wants to see and casually let her know your going to see one of them. when she says she's been wanting to see it move in for the kill and ask if she wants to go with you. understand she prolly wont wanna go with you alone unless she already likes you so maybe bring a few other mutual friends.

[KnightofNachos]

Originally posted by Xenocide
kidnap her, rape her, then slit her throat, bury her in your backyard, and move.

BEST ADVICE EVER!

[Xenocide]

*sniff* they like me, they really really like me!! *cries* lol

one last tip, it might help if you stalk her first and learn where she goes and stuff, easier to kidnap her that way lol

(((my new avatar rox )))

[Tovi]

Here's a tip: Have confidence in yourself, because women can smell fear

hehe, just kidding. Actually, I wasn't kidding about the confidence part. Just have faith in yourself. It's only hard at first, the rest should come in smoothly, more or less.

[SquiZ]

i dont even think most of these people ever talked to a girl.

or even had a girl talk to them! (that was hot).

so my advice is:

dont ask emuparadise for love tips

[KnightofNachos]

Hehe, Squirrel speaks the truth.

[Nub]

Originally posted by Xenocide
kidnap her, rape her, then slit her throat, bury her in your backyard, and move.

I dont wanna kill her if she died i would have to kill myself...
im too shy to ask her to go to the movies or something...

[DragonAeris]

Why not write a letter to her instead?? If you can't ask her in persion right now, then simpley write a letter and mail it to her.

Hardly anyone sends letters anymore so it'll be somthing specal and the best part is that she might write back (If she dosent she might talk to you instead)

Also biggest thing to rember is don't worry too much, relax, just be yourself.

Edit: And what ever you do don't do what Xenocide sugested...

[Nub]

good idea i guess... i could always hack the school, make a webpage set that as the homepage for all the computers saying how i feel about her and how special she is. and Xenocide if u ever say that again i will hunt u down and chop ur balls off with an axe have a nice day

[Carnage]

looks like doing this thread was a bad thing afterall....no serious people around here...exept for a few...

[Dark Magician]

Ok i have the some prob as you mate i find it hard to talk to girls, like saying that you like them

So what i did was use my mobile phone (cell phone)

I just casually text the girl i liked saying that i liked her and although im not goin out with her now, we are a lot closer and maybe sommat will happen in the coming months ?

But just have confidence in yourself ....

[Nub]

I dont have enough cash for a mobile phone... and id still be too scared to do it... wev been friends for over 6 years... I dont wanna screw all that up if she says no then doesnt talk to me again

[Dark Magician]

If u been friends for over 6 years im sure you askin her out, then her saying no will stop you being friends

Before you ask here just say sommat like ... "whatever i ask we will still be friends rite ?"

Good luck with whatever you choose to do ...

[Carnage]

yeah *sigh* i know that....i know a girl since i was....5 years...we where very good friends...but...i was to stupid to ask her.....and then...one of my not-friends betrayed me by screaming it in front of everybody...including her family.....and since....we never spoke again...