If an intruder came into your home what would you do?

[Fira777]

Me I would call 911 and pray.

[foggy_han]

That alone will not do it... especially if you live in a country where
the police takes too much time to come for your rescue...

I would recommend, if possible, a "tactical" evasion. If you can escape
from a window safely, do it, and take the cellphone with you. Or if you
cannot, but you have the key to your room near, you might try to lock
yourself before calling anyone. And if you perceive the intruder is not
noticing your presence there, hide too (within the locked room when
escaping is not possible) and then you call 911 and pray.

I do not think "confrontation" would be an idea to even consider.
(I am assuming you are asking about when you/we are alone.)

Well, but that's just me. I know if I had my power ring back, I would
teleport to a really far place, wait, telport back in to where the keys
are, lock him in the house and THEN I would call the police.

[Beelzebub]

I know that they wouldn't be leaving my house alive that's for sure. The police are utterly useless. Before they would get there the chances are you would be robbed, assaulted, or possibly worse. If you can't defend yourself you might as well just give them all of your valuables and hope that they don't murder you.

[Jazzmarazz]

Immediately grab closest/largest blunt or sharp object and swing. Seems like the quickest solution. If the mutha busts in your house, more likely than not, he will consider to bust you in as well.

[Verb]

Depends on the circumstance. I grew up in a pro gun family and keep one hidden in my residence, but honestly live in an area where I've never had to (or probably will never need to, thank *insert deity here*) use it for anything. Barring being able to get to said firearm, depends on whether it looked like I could take said intruder(s) and make a fight or submit choice.

[Iamerror]

I would hit them with a blunt object,a lamp probably.Then I would use a taser. Wait...I can just teleport them to the police station.

[Zaladane]

Well being a small mischievous magical cat, I would hide and cast
spells to annoy and confuse and eventually drive any and all intruders out of their minds and have them turn on each other and/or run away in terror.

Seriously depending on the situation if it was just one intruder and no gun I would beat them within an inch of their life with mine own fists - Rocky and Bulwinkle.

If more or a situation I couldn't fight my way out of guess I would lock myself somewhere and call 911.

I also happen to be good with throwing knives

[Corey]

I live in a town called Cut N Shoot, Texas. I own guns.

I also know how to box decently, but all the break-ins in my area are from crackheads and dudes hopped up on PCP. Rather not try and box them.

[Nemkoon]

Shoot them in the legs.
Nonlethal, and effective if they don't have a gun.

[Zaladane]

Shoot them in the legs.
Nonlethal, and effective if they don't have a gun.

Please we all know you'd be crying on the floor like a little girl saying "please don't hurt me, pleeeeeeeeease"

[Prude]

I would disarm them and knock them out.

[Verb]

Cutting off their arms seems a bit extreme...

[Prude]

Well being a small mischievous magical cat, I would hide and cast
spells to annoy and confuse and eventually drive any and all intruders out of their minds and have them turn on each other and/or run away in terror.

Seriously depending on the situation if it was just one intruder and no gun I would beat them within an inch of their life with mine own fists - Rocky and Bulwinkle.

If more or a situation I couldn't fight my way out of guess I would lock myself somewhere and call 911.

I also happen to be good with throwing knives

Wait why are you a small magical cat?

[Jazzmarazz]

CQC

[Verb]

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I guess you're going to take care of them?

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

Spoiler warning:

That was terrible and I'm kind of sorry