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    Default The "In Soviet Russia" jokes thread

    I was bored so I decided to make this =P

    I'l start:

    In Soviet Russia...

    ...The fool pities Mr.T

    ...Message post you!

    ...Game play you!

    ...Facebook hack you!

    ...Bug crush you!

    ...Bomb detonate you!

    ...Emo makes fun of you!

    ...Waves surf you!

    ...Law break you!

    ...Animals hunt you!

    ...Waldo finds you!

    ...Pokemon choose you!

    ...n00bs pwn you!

    ...Chuck Norris still kicks your @$$

    ...Matrix is freed from you!

    ...The future goes back to you!

    ...Roses are red
    Violets are blue
    In Soviet Russia
    Poems write you!

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    Moved to the Hangout.

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    In soviet Russia GT is a JRPG.

    %))))))

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    In Soviet Russia cookie eats you!

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    In Soviet Russia, monkeys spank you.
    *walks away*


    "I am... Sheik. One of the last of the Sheikah tribe..."

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    In Soviet Russia Sheiks know how to draw!

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    In Soviet Russia, humans eat zombie brains.

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