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    Default How to battle against mosquitoes?

    Another hot summer is coming, with these annoying pests. In my country we have tons of these bloodsucking bastards, and we are desperate! When you open the windows, they come in, and they won't never get out, and they spent all night terrorising you and your family. I tried everything, but they are still here, every summer. So I'm asking you girls and boys to tell us how do you in your country battle against these monsters. Give us some advices, any advices are welcome.

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    Citronella oil.

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    You can't do shit about what's happening outside (unless you wanna set off a nuke...). Taking care of your house is doable though. Fit all of your windows with simple screens so nothing can fly in, it's pretty easy and will cut 99.9% of bugs out.
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    I hear about that :
    Use a bason of soap water can stop mosquitoes to increase.
    And do not wear clothes of dark color.
    And you can also dissolves vitamin B1 to water and wape your skin.
    Though I haven't try the last one

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    I heard covering yourself in honey might work.

    When I lived abroad in a place full of mosquitos I used an electric box and electric swatter !
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    o.O mosquitoes? what about flies? not too long ago we had fly strips and stuff up everywhere and said strips would be covered top to bottom every 1-3 days and we're STILL getting them. might help with mosquitoes too though, dunno.

    i'm just glad, ladybug season passed for a while a few months back

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    "FUYI" spirals = GG to whatever thing is flying around you

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    I see a mosquito on my arm. It sucks the blood out of me. What do I do? GET THE PLAYSTATION AND BASH IT! Oh no! My arm is gone! Maybe I should've tried a PSP instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by angelboy77777 View Post
    I see a mosquito on my arm. It sucks the blood out of me. What do I do? GET THE PLAYSTATION AND BASH IT! Oh no! My arm is gone! Maybe I should've tried a PSP instead.
    Ha,ha nice try, but PSP is also useless. We should try with Nintendo DS.

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    Quote Originally Posted by marin123456789 View Post
    Ha,ha nice try, but PSP is also useless. We should try with Nintendo DS.
    Tried DS, didn't work, tried 3DS, worked.

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    Or just wear one of this if you can take the heat:

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    Check this out, a homemade mosquito trap.


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    Quote Originally Posted by marin123456789 View Post
    Check this out, a homemade mosquito trap.

    Lol

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    Um... Yeah... How about putting a screen on your windows...

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    Try injecting yourself with cyanide/poison, when the mosquito will suck blood from you it will die! Genius plan right?

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