The Emo Homo Out: Ding Dong Laceration Requests

[Iamerror]

Does it get cold there, Shane?

[Rockstar1983]

Last week a rapist was shot dead. Luckily his victim escaped prior to the incident....just outside the student activity center here on campus. Yay Michigan.

Hearing about stuff like that just makes you glad to be alive, doesn't it? (Sarcasm or no sarcasm, it works both ways.)

[Iamerror]

Jeez. I think people have lost their fucking minds.

[Ace Ventura]

Indeed people have. Scary scary shit.

[Iamerror]

Yeah. I think the bad economy has something to do with all the crime too. but still...it's getting scary.

[Ace Ventura]

Yeah. I think the bad economy has something to do with all the crime too. but still...it's getting scary.

I'm starting to think that myself...

[Shane]

Hey, Shane... want me to package up some of this cold weather and send it to you? You can have all of it that you want, if you send me some South-African summer.

I know, impossible. But wouldn't it be cool?

It would.
If it was possible, I definitely would.

Does it get cold there, Shane?

Coldest it ever got in my home town, 18°C.
Coldest it ever got in another town, −16.4°C (Sutherland)

Hearing about stuff like that just makes you glad to be alive, doesn't it? (Sarcasm or no sarcasm, it works both ways.)

It annoys me a lot.
From what I hear on the news, there are a lot of rapists in South Africa.
Worst, they almost never get caught.

[Iamerror]

That's terrible. I feel bad for the women who don't get justice.

[Tassadar]

It would.
If it was possible, I definitely would.


Coldest it ever got in my home town, 18°C.
Coldest it ever got in another town, −16.4°C (Sutherland)


It annoys me a lot.
From what I hear on the news, there are a lot of rapists in South Africa.
Worst, they almost never get caught.

South Africa from what I hear has the highest levels of rape in the world. Apparently down to a myth that if you rape a virgin you are cured of HIV :/

[Sprung]

His dad fingered his cat on 12/12/12 at precisely 12:12.

THE MAYANS!

[Sprung]

Wait, what?

My father wasn't at home that day, he was at Struisbaai for a salvaging job.

I'm surprised Gansbaai has more information though, as Struisbaai is larger than Gansbaai.

When you leave those cities, do you wave baai-baai?

[Sprung]

There were several robberies in my town this past week. All violent and aimed toward small liquor stores.

Dude, get a job already. They're on to you.

[_Gambit]

So want to hear the nightmare I had? No? Well too bad!

Anyways picked up a few nes games today at work (Kirby Adventures, Godzilla, and about 10 random sports games). When I got home I asked the GF: "Hey do you know where the NES is at?"

She replied: "Oh yeah I gave it to such and such family a couple months ago"

My reaction:

So now I'm out a NES, two controllers, and about 30 or so games. I don't know whether to be super pissed or cry...

[Zaladane]

[Sheik]

So want to hear the nightmare I had? No? Well too bad!

Anyways picked up a few nes games today at work (Kirby Adventures, Godzilla, and about 10 random sports games). When I got home I asked the GF: "Hey do you know where the NES is at?"

She replied: "Oh yeah I gave it to such and such family a couple months ago"

My reaction:

So now I'm out a NES, two controllers, and about 30 or so games. I don't know whether to be super pissed or cry...

My reaction: Go on a "road trip" with a shotgun to "visit" said family and "request" to have that device back in the hands it belonged to originally.
Either that or cry like Princess Peach in Super Princess Peach.
Whichever suits your fancy