dagnabbit! These dad-gum kids and their new-fangled gizzy-moes!
Originally Posted by Drageuth
By 21, I had a 1 year old.
MARRY HER GODDAMMIT
And yeah, my brother is about 2 years older than me (18 months, I think...). He turned 26 this year.
Speaking of love interests, the girl that's moving in with me tomorrow just updated her relationship status on Facebook.
As in, she's now in a relationship.
With another girl.
I'm not sure if I should be happy about possible porn-esque activities in my house, or disappointed that I officially have no shot in hell.
Apathetic Demon
I'm trying man. I have to go down there and actually spend some time with her first!By 21, I had a 1 year old.
MARRY HER GODDAMMIT
And yeah, my brother is about 2 years older than me (18 months, I think...). He turned 26 this year.
Speaking of love interests, the girl that's moving in with me tomorrow just updated her relationship status on Facebook.
As in, she's now in a relationship.
With another girl.
I'm not sure if I should be happy about possible porn-esque activities in my house, or disappointed that I officially have no shot in hell.
I can see some interesting hidden tapes in the near future.
Venomous
Bulba~
The potential is there. She is a rather private person, though, so I have no idea if she'll actually bring her girlfriend over here. Especially since she'll be sleeping in my son's bed most of the time -- something tells me that would be a bit too awkward for her to have "relations" in.I'm trying man. I have to go down there and actually spend some time with her first!
I can see some interesting hidden tapes in the near future.
Hasn't stopped me from buying cameras, though.
Venomous
Yo dude bro, try this out. I think it's right up your alley.
Spoiler warning:
Bulba~
Apathetic Demon
Oh my fuck, I totally want to make this! It's the wave of the future!
Venomous
It'll hurt so good. I'd never want to use something like that with a fighter.-/-
Oh my fuck, I totally want to make this! It's the wave of the future!
Bulba~
Cookie Thief
I couldn't possibly have a child. As a male in his early to mid 20s, for all intents and purposes I still am a child.
Boobies.
See?
Bulba~
As a man in his mid-20s with a child, nothing much has changed.
Boobies.
Venomous
Cookie Thief
When the baby throws up on itself that's OK, but when I'm drunk and do the same thing I get yelled at. DOUBLE STANDARD.As a man in his mid-20s with a child, nothing much has changed.
Boobies.
Bulba~
I shit my pants the other day and no one came to wipe my ass. I HAD TO DO IT ALL MYSELF
Want some candy?
not to mention when the baby pisses itself in its sleep. or can't stand up. or can't even talk.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
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