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14th-August-2002, 17:24
#1
why questions????
I am just bored and had a few questions on why somethings happen in the world. Here they are.
Why do the people at mcdonalds always forget to put the barbaque sauce in my meal when i tell them to?
Why do fishes swim in water and not in sand?
Why does the moon always change shapes every night?
Why does your nose bleed?
Why is it that when you see a good movie that the sequels usually suck?
thats it for now. You dont have to answer each of the questions correctly. Just say what you think the correct answer would be. If you got anymore why questions post them. So we all can see what eachother would say.lol
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14th-August-2002, 17:27
#2
I can answer the movie question. It's because the execs at the movie comps tell the directors and the like to get out a sequal ASAP to make more money. That's why they're usually crap.
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14th-August-2002, 17:30
#3
As found in the game Discworld II Mortality Bytes:
Question: WHY?
Answer: BECAUSE.
+++blip blip blip++++mouse out of cheese error+++blip blip blip++++reboot universe and redo from start
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14th-August-2002, 17:37
#4
Re: why questions????
Why do the people at mcdonalds always forget to put the barbaque sauce in my meal when i tell them to?
-Because teenagers make horrible workers
Why do fishes swim in water and not in sand?
-Because water carries oxygen more effiently and that is where the chemical reactions of life started.
Why does the moon always change shapes every night?
- It has to do with the Earth, Moon, and Sun's alignments in the Solar System.
Why does your nose bleed?
-Because I said so. (Sorry, can't answer that one)
Why is it that when you see a good movie that the sequels usually suck?
-Because after the first they know people will see it no matter what and it doesn't matter how good it actually is.
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14th-August-2002, 17:42
#5
I can only answer the MD questions
the answer is they cant fit the Barbacue sauce in with the spit and other bodiely fluids
PS nachos your quite smart
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14th-August-2002, 17:42
#6
lol that some funny answers. Heres some more
Why is it that stupid people do stupid things?
Why cant people walk on water, people in the movies do it?
Why is the color blue called the color blue. Why cant the color blue be called maybe orange or yellow.?
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14th-August-2002, 17:44
#7
Those are all rhetorical.
PS: Thanks Redmoon, but wait for Laguna to get on. He'll definitely be able to answer the nose bleed question.
EDIT: I'm bored, I'll try to answer them anyways.
Why is it that stupid people do stupid things?
-Genetics
Why cant people walk on water, people in the movies do it?
-Physics
Why is the color blue called the color blue. Why cant the color blue be called maybe orange or yellow.?
-Uhh, Vernacular
(Couldn't think of a one word answer for the last one that made sense)
Last edited by KnightofNachos; 14th-August-2002 at 17:57.
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14th-August-2002, 17:57
#8
okay then how bout these
Why is it that man is always doomed to repeat its mistakes?
Why is it that the world is so corrupt?
Why do we make mistakes?
and lastly
Why is it that people dont believe in life after death?
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14th-August-2002, 17:59
#9
Why do the people at McDonald's forget the BBQ sauce?
Because my brother works there
Why don't we believe in life after death?
When you die, you're dead.
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14th-August-2002, 18:01
#10
Why is it that man is always doomed to repeat its mistakes?
-Because Mankind is a creature just like any other that repeats it's mistakes due to short lifespans and the overall vastness of time.
Why is it that the world is so corrupt?
-I guess my first one answers that. Man is an animal that is not perfect, and is made to crave power selfishly.
Why do we make mistakes?
-Well, again, same basic answer. You could say that a mistake does not truly exist, for we choose to make them. You may not "mean" to trip on a twig on the ground, but it was done purposely by you.
Why is it that people dont believe in life after death?
-Because from a scientific standpoint, it has no merit.
We're made of cells brought together for a standard purpose.
When those cells die, the consciousness that they provided in your brain ceases. At least from what we know about reality and the universe.
Last edited by KnightofNachos; 14th-August-2002 at 18:10.
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14th-August-2002, 18:19
#11
Why is it that we need Police or Authority figures in our life?
Why does Time "seem" to go faster when you dont pay attention to it?
Why do some people where glasses when they really dont need them?
Does anyone else here have any "why" questions here
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14th-August-2002, 18:23
#12
Why is it that we need Police or Authority figures in our life?
-Because it's a rule of civilization to have social classes. There would be anarchy without them.
Why does Time "seem" to go faster when you dont pay attention to it?
-Umm, I know there's a name for this, but I forgot it. Essentially
you have more conscious knowledge to your surroundings when there's the time to think about them. It also depends on your desire at the moment. Such as a car ride being "longer" on the way to an exciting place, or back from it.
Why do some people where glasses when they really dont need them?
-Because they want to look smart.
Does anyone else here have any "why" questions here
-Maybe, I'll add some later.
Last edited by KnightofNachos; 14th-August-2002 at 18:31.
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14th-August-2002, 18:25
#13
i know the real answer to why the world is corrupted..
its well because of money. mankind has become so blind with greed that they'll step on anyone or anything to get rich.. they make me sick! 
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14th-August-2002, 18:27
#14
Money is just a symbol. It's real purpose is for power.
All creatures strive to gain power, to attract a mate, to successfully reproduce. It's written in our genes.
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14th-August-2002, 18:29
#15
Why do hot dogs come in backages of 8 while hot dog buns come in packages of 12?
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