Challenge Accepted

[Iamerror]

ok..First, I would send the book of hentai to a lonely Japanese businessman. I would use my sword to slay the dragon, and use the bird to fly off with it's treasure.
Second challenge: First I would use Starscream's voice to immobilize the Decepticons. His voice could shatter glass. Then I would use the master sword to cut each of them in half.
Done & done.
New Challenge: You are transported to 600 B.C. How do you get back?

[foggy_han]

ok..First, I would send the book of hentai to a lonely Japanese businessman. I would use my sword to slay the dragon, and use the bird to fly off with it's treasure.
Second challenge: First I would use Starscream's voice to immobilize the Decepticons. His voice could shatter glass. Then I would use the master sword to cut each of them in half.
Done & done.
New Challenge: You are transported to 600 B.C. How do you get back?

Wow, was that a Transformers reference?
(I saw the first movie, and the name Starscream kinda stuck in my head... )

And I thought you would use the 'tetsusaiga'...

Okay then... 600 B.C...

Just a doubt: I would be in the same place, right?

[Iamerror]

Yeah, but I was referring to the cartoon.In the cartoon, Starscream has a horrible voice. You have to hear it. I thought I would change it up with my swords. The challenge is a reference to Chrono Trigger. In the beginning of the game Chrono gets stuck in the year 600. Yeah, you would be in the same place.

[Sheik]

I would quickly access the period I am in, and try to find whatever portal threw me into 600 B.C. If I cannot do that, I'll find the "DaVinci" of their time and "request" he build me a time machine.

Step 2
Step 3: Home

[foggy_han]

Yeah, but I was referring to the cartoon.In the cartoon, Starscream has a horrible voice. You have to hear it. I thought I would change it up with my swords. The challenge is a reference to Chrono Trigger. In the beginning of the game Chrono gets stuck in the year 600. Yeah, you would be in the same place.

I did not watch the cartoon...

Well... it seems my country only started to be one at around 400 A.C. so... yup, I am pretty much dead...

(The only thing I know about this date is that, 7 years before, Jerusalem was invaded and destroyed by the babylons...
Other than that... )

Unless... is that... is that a DeLorean on that tree?

[Sheik]

Unless... is that... is that a DeLorean on that tree?

Maybe

[Iamerror]

Yeah, it's a delorean.

[foggy_han]

Yeah, it's a delorean.

...

Safe then.

So, now it is challange time, hey?

Okay, let me think first...

[Sheik]

Well while Foggy's thinking while chasing a butterfly.......

You are stuck in....SPACE. These are your Items : a Spacesuit with 6 hours of oxygen.(You'd die without it), some rations of astronaut food, a transceiver, a flash light, and some batteries.

Your spaceship has stopped working, the power is off, but there is still enough air to last 24 hours. You're frantic but still trying to be composed.
You must make it back to earth safely. (No magic, no teleporters, no portals, no warp point either.)

[Iamerror]

Damn...no magic. I would call the Ragnarok to pick me up. Then it would fly me home.

[foggy_han]

Well while Foggy's thinking while chasing a butterfly.......

I finally made one.

(No magic, no teleporters, no portals, no warp point either.)

You have to specify "0 MP" and no items or something.

Anyway, I have mine ready:

You are in a desert and fall into a moving sand pit... and then you are surrounded by scorpions...
... uh... giant, mean ones... and poisonous... and, and... you are tied... yes, and the ropes are
made of steel... no wait, titanium... and they are not ropes, they are shackles... ^^'

(I really suck at this... )

Try?

[Sheik]

I see, I am trapped in a moving sand pit filled with venomous scorpions and bound with shackles.


Well.....I'd just find a way to wrap my shackles around the scorpion, make it try to sting me , then I maneuver out of the way and make it sting itself. Repeat until all are dead, climb out of the pit, and sleep. (I will pick up my sword later and break the shackles.)

[Sheik]

OK Rules (No use of magic, items, warp points, and devices NOT listed in the challenge.

You need to get to your favorite band's live concert (insert Band here > <) in......Las Vegas, yeah that's good.
And your car the only source of transportation has broken down in.................Kansas. OK.
You have 300$ on you in cash and 100$ on a card(don't matter which kind)
The time to be at the concert is 8:00 P.M., Your current time is 3:00 P.M.
Make it to the concert on time.

[YKTG_ZX]

Well while Foggy's thinking while chasing a butterfly.......

You are stuck in....SPACE. These are your Items : a Spacesuit with 6 hours of oxygen.(You'd die without it), some rations of astronaut food, a transceiver, a flash light, and some batteries.

Your spaceship has stopped working, the power is off, but there is still enough air to last 24 hours. You're frantic but still trying to be composed.
You must make it back to earth safely. (No magic, no teleporters, no portals, no warp point either.)

i attempt to fix the ship with the limited supplies.
works: i fly home.
doesnt work: call a friend
doesnt work...
*riiiiiiing, riiiing*
cheif: hello?
me: dude im stuck.
cheif: wait what?
me: my ship is busted. im in space. here are my coordinates:*coodinates*
cheif i can be there in 48 hours.
me:.......*click*
*riiiiiing, riiiing*
samus: hello?
me: samus? can you help me?
samus: sorry. cant. busy.
me: but im stuck in space!!!!!
samus: i know. John's here.
cheif: why'd you hang up?
samus: busy. killing robots.
me:....... crud. okay bye*click*
plan b: use grappling hook.
....
plan b didnt work.
23 hours of O2 left.
*riiiiiing, riiiiiiing*
me: help me im stuck in space!!!!!
space core: SPAAAAAAACCEEEE!!!!!!
wheatley: sorry, cant help.
*thud!*
wheatley: ow!!!!
look outside window. wheatley and the space core are there.
wheatley: hello!
me: i'll call you back.
*click*
go outside and rescue the two personality cores.
space core:space space space space
wheatley: thanks! i really hated the spinning!
S.C.: in space!
me: great we're stuck.
*THUD*
me: what was that?
Flood: RAAAAAAAAW!!!!
me: AAAAAAAAAAH!!!
beat a flood to the ground. take gun.
me: DIE ZOMBIES DIE
wheatley: i think they're alei...
me:
wheatley: sorry!
kill all of the remaining flood on ship
me: okay... wow. thats a lot of plasma weapons.... hang on
rebuilt ship with weapon parts.
suit O2 left-30mins
ship O2 left-5 hours
wheatley: okay, now if im reading this right you have to put the battery.
*clank*
wheatley: there. okay good. now....
*whirrrrr!!!!*
wheatley: brilliant!
fly home with the two personality cores.
epilogue:
wheatley: your going into space again?
me: yup.
wheatley: and the new navigation is....
S.C.: SPACE!!!!!!! where we goin, where we goin,

[Iamerror]

Call a tow truck. Take cab to show.