Challenge Accepted

[foggy_han]

So I am now a female Chansey

Spoiler warning:

Everything went better than expected

I would do what any mother would do, be over-protective as hell of that egg until it hatches (does it hatch, IDK)
Keep it warm, never drop it, Color it (I would give it eyes).

But wait!

How many steps would you have to walk?

[Sheik]

But wait!

How many steps would you have to walk?

Look at first post, (after you challenged me)

[Iamerror]

New challenge:Assume that you are up against Ganon. Your weapon is gameboy color. How do you defeat him? (this is Ganon from Twilight princess,I guess)

[Sheik]

New challenge:Assume that you are up against Ganon. Your weapon is gameboy color. How do you defeat him? (this is Ganon from Twilight princess,I guess)

I would play Zelda 3: Link's Awakening, bring Link out the gameboy color using.....technology and have him fight Ganon. I'd sit back and control stupid decisions using the GBC.

Challenge: You are in the middle of a freeway hitting 70MPH, another car swerves into you and grazes your tire, spinning you out of control, What do you do?

[foggy_han]

But wait!

How many steps would you have to walk?

Look at first post, (after you challenged me)

So I am now a female Chansey

Spoiler warning:

Everything went better than expected

I would do what any mother would do, be over-protective as hell of that egg until it hatches (does it hatch, IDK)
Keep it warm, never drop it, Color it (I would give it eyes).
[EDIT]
I will take very small steps until I reach my destination, wherever that may be.

You know, I was actually expecting an answer like:
"I would give exactly 10,240 steps."
(because it is the number of steps it takes for a Chansey egg to hatch in the game... )

I would play Zelda 3: Link's Awakening, bring Link out the gameboy color using.....technology and have him fight Ganon. I'd sit back and control stupid decisions using the GBC.

Challenge: You are in the middle of a freeway hitting 70MPH, another car swerves into you and grazes your tire, spinning you out of control, What do you do?

We use KPH in my country...

Hm, probably standing really still, and praying... but how is this a challange?
I mean, I could end up safely in one side without actually doing something...

[Sheik]

OK I see that isn't a challenge.

You are in a squad of soldiers who are the last survivors of a war with Zombies. The world is barren, your supplies are down to a USP. 45 with a full clip of ammo, a canteen of water(half full), two bags of chips, and a box of matches.
A Tank(you know that thing that can knock you off your feet in Left 4 Dead 2) is heard in the distance, then a loud thud and crash is heard.
The tank breaks through a building and is charging at you.
Fight or Run? (You can only choose one of the two and explain what would you do.)

[foggy_han]

OK I see that isn't a challenge.

You are in a squad of soldiers who are the last survivors of a war with Zombies. The world is barren, your supplies are down to a USP. 45 with a full clip of ammo, a canteen of water(half full), two bags of chips, and a box of matches.
A Tank(you know that thing that can knock you off your feet in Left 4 Dead 2) is heard in the distance, then a loud thud and crash is heard.
The tank breaks through a building and is charging at you.
Fight or Run? (You can only choose one of the two and explain what would you do.)

You know... I think I would just stand still and pray again...

Ugh, why zombies... I mean, first K.K brought a zombie from the darkest of the realms, and now this...
Plus, I... do not understand half of the items...

Can I just sit and wait for someone to join (rescue) me?

(Merry would be really handy right now... )

[Kuro Kagami]

OK I see that isn't a challenge.

You are in a squad of soldiers who are the last survivors of a war with Zombies. The world is barren, your supplies are down to a USP. 45 with a full clip of ammo, a canteen of water(half full), two bags of chips, and a box of matches.
A Tank(you know that thing that can knock you off your feet in Left 4 Dead 2) is heard in the distance, then a loud thud and crash is heard.
The tank breaks through a building and is charging at you.
Fight or Run? (You can only choose one of the two and explain what would you do.)

Being undead myself, I would proclaim myself "Queen of the Dead" and make it clear to him that traitors will be burnt alive(?) and eaten

But since that isn't an option... I'm going with fight:

I'll shoot near his "family jewels" and make it clear that the next one won't miss... don't think he'll take the risk and rather run away

[Sheik]

Being undead myself, I would proclaim myself "Queen of the Dead" and make it clear to him that traitors will be burnt alive(?) and eaten

But since that isn't an option... I'm going with fight:

I'll shoot near his "family jewels" and make it clear that the next one won't miss... don't think he'll take the risk and rather run away

[foggy_han]

Being undead myself, I would proclaim myself "Queen of the Dead" and make it clear to him that traitors will be burnt alive(?) and eaten

But since that isn't an option... I'm going with fight:

I'll shoot near his "family jewels" and make it clear that the next one won't miss... don't think he'll take the risk and rather run away

Also, does this mean I was saved?

I was... kinda in there too...

[Kuro Kagami]

Challenge:

You're on a journey to save the princess, but you have to defeat an evil dragon... you have the following items to do this:
- a sword (but it weights about 200kg... imagine Buster Sword)
- a magic book (but it only contains hentai)
- a feather (it summons a legendary bird, but not a phoenix, just the legendary chinese "horsebird")
- a pair of panties (but they belong to your older sister, and she'll kill you if she finds out)

with only these items, how will you defeat the dragon?

[Sheik]

Hmm.
I know.

I will first dispose of my sister's undergarments(why would I have these?).
Then I will summon the legendary "horsebird"(does that exist in tales?) and ride to the dragon.
The dragon will try to attack myself and the "horsebird",*horsebird jumps into air* I jump off. Prepares swordawesome and proceed to Ganondorf (move based off LOZ)
the dragon.

To celebrate I will look into the magic tome of mystery
Any questions?

[skullpoker]

no no no!
Dragons love magical treasures! So I defeat it by offering it the magical book and feather. I would hide the panties in the book before I give it to the dragon. When my sister finds out, she will kill him.
Then, of course, I would go back and get all the dragons' treasure, especially the magic book.

[Kuro Kagami]

Then I will summon the legendary "horsebird"(does that exist in tales?) and ride to the dragon.

Origin of the "Horsebird":
http://www.sankakucomplex.com/2010/0...ed-horsebirds/



Who's gonna put a challenge next?

[YKTG_ZX]

Challenge:

You're on a journey to save the princess, but you have to defeat an evil dragon... you have the following items to do this:
- a sword (but it weights about 200kg... imagine Buster Sword)
- a magic book (but it only contains hentai)
- a feather (it summons a legendary bird, but not a phoenix, just the legendary chinese "horsebird")
- a pair of panties (but they belong to your older sister, and she'll kill you if she finds out)

with only these items, how will you defeat the dragon?

first of, id burn the magic book, undergaments, and feather. then i'd go to town on the dragon. who needs a sword? i have a cannon attached to my arm. i'd shoot it till its dead.

my new challenge:
a wall of tanks shows up out of nowhere. you look carefully at the tanks and you see that they are all decepticon/flood/maverick/metal gear hybrids. you only have a sword, that will break after one hit. and a gun with two bullets. you also have a cell phone. your contacts are:
snake
optimas prime(the animated one, not the cool one)
pitfall harry
the dude from clash at demonhead(named bang)
minecraft character.(not herobrine)
captain quark

you also have a gadgetron pda.
and a single chaos emerald.
have fun!!!!
edit:
oh and a single rocket motor (nar grade, I motor.)
and the tanks are dead set on killing you.
and are impervious to magic. (thats a whole other topic btw.[for more information, pm me, and i will explain everything.])