Challenge Accepted

[Rockstar1983]

You need to get to your favorite band's live concert (insert Band here > <) in......Las Vegas, yeah that's good.
And your car the only source of transportation has broken down in.................Kansas. OK.
You have 300$ on you in cash and 100$ on a card(don't matter which kind)
The time to be at the concert is 8:00 P.M., Your current time is 3:00 P.M.
Make it to the concert on time.

Taking a cab seemed like a good idea, until I found out that the drive from mid-state Kansas to western Nevada takes 18 hours. Even with the 2 hours you'd gain by changing time zones, it's impossible. Looks like I'll have to charter a plane, or get a ticket for the next outbound flight. Hopefully that solution is within my budget... airfare is not cheap, despite William Shatner's negotiation efforts.

NEW CHALLENGE:

You're locked in a square room made of smooth stainless steel. There is no door, and no windows. The only items with you in the room are a baseball bat, a piano, and a hand-saw. How do you escape? (Three possible solutions.) Good luck!

[foggy_han]

NEW CHALLENGE:

You're locked in a square room made of smooth stainless steel. There is no door, and no windows. The only items with you in the room are a baseball bat, a piano, and a hand-saw. How do you escape? (Three possible solutions.) Good luck!

Umm... is it very small? Because it can get claustrophobic if it is...
Well, I could definetely give the piano some use, but aside that, I don't think I could use the others.

Hmm... the forks/knives/spoons/etc. are made from stainless steel, right?
And how thick is the wall?

Oh, and... one of the three solutions isn't suicide, right?

*starts playing the piano* ...

[YKTG_ZX]

NEW CHALLENGE:

You're locked in a square room made of smooth stainless steel. There is no door, and no windows. The only items with you in the room are a baseball bat, a piano, and a hand-saw. How do you escape? (Three possible solutions.) Good luck!

i look at the walls to see what i saw. i take the saw and cut the piano in half. 2 halves make a whole, i remove the 'w' and climb through.

NEW CHALLENGE:
you are surrounded by ninjas(cyborg ninjas) that know ninjitsu(naruto style)
all you have is a mp3 player, a diamond katana(sharp!!! crazy sharp!), and wheatley.
wheatley is in a co-op bot's body.
he has a portal gun, and a magnum.

----mp3 tracklist----
SUPER SONIC RACING-sonic generations mix
WHAT IM MADE OF-sonic heroes
RENEGADE-STYX
FINAL COUNTDOWN-EUROPE
NO-VIM
THE EDDSWORLD THEME
----end list----

my solution?
kick some major face.
HOORAH!

[Sheik]

Obviously Use Wheatley to Port the Ninjas away from me.
Then I'd pull out the magnum in one hand, the Katana in another
Hack and Slash with GUNS

Gotta think of a new challenge

[YKTG_ZX]

youve had 7 days. NEW CHALLENGE COMMENCE!
you must fight the evil robot version of yourself. he/she has all the same abilities you do, plus some(chaingun! chainblades! chain...uh....CHAIN!)
you must defeat said person because you significant other is at stake.
you have: (pick one in each category)[other means you decide]

Armor:
samus' armor
spartan armor
Weapons:
Buster gun
RYNO 2
other
Swords:
Master sword
covenant energy sword
other
vehicles:
M1A1 tank
lightcycle
extreme gear
Kart(mario or crash nitro)

he/she is advancing! WHAT DO YOU DO WITH ALL THE STUFF I HAVE GIVEN YOU?

[Iamerror]

Okayyyy. First things first. Um..I would call Falkor to fly me to Vegas. (If you don't know who Falkor is, watch The Neverending Story.)
The stainless steel room...well..I would use Dark Matter to destroy the room and send it into the void.
Last one. wait, you didn't mention the tetsusaiga? What the f... Okay I'm better now. I'd use Samus' armor, Master sword,and no vehicle. I would use lightning from the sword to short circuit the robot.

[Rockstar1983]

I'd take Samus' Armor, Buster Gun (if my opponent has all the same abilities I do, I don't wanna face down a RYNO 2!!), and Other-> Sly Cooper's Cane(Much more useful). For my vehicle, I'd take the lightcycle. Chicks dig lightcycles.

My mental and physical abilities are naturally superior to my doppelganger, because I'm the original and he's just a copy. I win the fight fair and square, and my lady and I ride off on my ba-dass new lightcycle. THE END.

NEW CHALLENGE:
After answering one of the previous challenges, think of a new one and post it in this thread. (See what I did there? ) Honestly, I'd try harder to think of a new one, but I've been up almost 18 hours. I'll leave it to someone who has more remaining brain matter between their ears.