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    Why doesn't anyone ever include a bathroom in these situations?

    What are the dimensions of the room?

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    Quote Originally Posted by D View Post
    What the fuck? Did I just see Clive and Cyber post in the same thread? I had to literally triple-check the year to make sure this wasn't an old thread.
    Its like it's 2004 or so all over again. Except I'm fatter and balder with potentially a smaller cock.
    Touch my twat.

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    no traps.

    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Why doesn't anyone ever include a bathroom in these situations?

    What are the dimensions of the room?
    it is a 50 by 50 foot room.
    about your bathroom question well..... its there. on the other side of the ledge.
    Last edited by Cookie Monster; 27th-March-2012 at 15:11. Reason: no double posting, use the EDIT feature.
    ZX.logOut();
    Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
    ZX>what was that?
    ZX>i dont think thats normal.
    ZX>lets try that again
    ZX.logOut();
    SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
    ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
    COMPUTER.EXPLODE
    ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
    ZX>oh thank goodness
    COMPUTER.JK
    ZX> [IMG]

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    Where is the ledge located? Is there no door?

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    well, this thread gave me a nicely needed laugh.

    I'm not creative enough to be as funny but I'll try.

    question before i answer though. Does the bug spray contain DDT?

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    Jump out?
    with my power legs of course

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Where is the ledge located? Is there no door?
    the ledge is located on one side of the room(side view:2*2 grid:0,0== top left corner(x,y){(0,0) nothing,(0,1) ledge, (1,0) nothing, (1,1)[botom right corner] you})

    Quote Originally Posted by twistedteafan View Post
    well, this thread gave me a nicely needed laugh.

    I'm not creative enough to be as funny but I'll try.

    question before i answer though. Does the bug spray contain DDT?
    no it does not. it is REPEL brand pokemon- excuse me, insect repellant

    Quote Originally Posted by killerklown View Post
    Jump out?
    with my power legs of course
    it worked! of course I, in my creation of this small universe of which you released such an interesting and simple solution, was not amused. and so Im going to release the flood, in this small finite universe i have created on this forum.
    ZX.logOut();
    Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
    ZX>what was that?
    ZX>i dont think thats normal.
    ZX>lets try that again
    ZX.logOut();
    SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
    ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
    COMPUTER.EXPLODE
    ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
    ZX>oh thank goodness
    COMPUTER.JK
    ZX> [IMG]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Gare View Post
    I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?
    I was going to post something to this effect, but I'm just a chicken. Cheep cheep cheep cheep~

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    I would start playing ping pong and eventually become delusional and start running in circles and trying to spray the ghosts chasing me with the repellant. Then I would eat the sandwich to gain 10000 points but then trip on the ping pong ball and die. Then I would go to the ledge as a ghost.

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    Whistle for scotty to beam me in.

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    Originally Posted by killerklown
    Jump out?
    with my power legs of course
    it worked! of course I, in my creation of this small universe of which you released such an interesting and simple solution, was not amused. and so Im going to release the flood, in this small finite universe i have created on this forum.
    and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

    /\ editing ftl btw
    Last edited by Cookie Monster; 31st-March-2012 at 10:52.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killerklown View Post
    and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

    /\ editing ftl btw
    Please, use the EDIT button, it's there for a reason.

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    Quote Originally Posted by killerklown View Post
    and use the ping pong table as a raft!THANKS GOD

    /\ editing ftl btw
    not god. and was only kidding. your plan worked. you got to the ledge and was able to go through the door. retry or continue?
    ZX.logOut();
    Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
    ZX>what was that?
    ZX>i dont think thats normal.
    ZX>lets try that again
    ZX.logOut();
    SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
    ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
    COMPUTER.EXPLODE
    ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
    ZX>oh thank goodness
    COMPUTER.JK
    ZX> [IMG]

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    Eat the sandwich and chill because I now have a place to sleep rent free. Eventually the state will get pissed off that there not getting any money from me and hunt me down eventually freeing me and placing me in jail for several accounts of tax evasion.....

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    Well... I have this special way of whistling that used to call out this cutie:



    So I would say the wall would be long gone... I just had to wait
    for him to be near enough to hear it, but since he thinks my
    whistling is the Master Emerald crying, I would only have time
    to eat the tuna sandwich... I guess? ^^'

    Quote Originally Posted by iamerror View Post
    How high is this ledge? I probably would use a level 4 fire spell to burn through the wall. Then I would use thunder, and flare spells to torture whoever put me in the room. After that, I would make a cure for Pac-man fever.
    Oh no, not Pac-man fever! Older gamers need it!

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