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    you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
    the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
    HAVE FUN!!!

    3-26-12 note:
    new rule: NO SEX COMMENTS. thats just......ew....
    4-20-12:
    i have decided, this was a great idea, but it wont get anywhere. so im making a new thread: Challenge Accepted. The perpose? i post a challenge, then you guys post a witty answer and a challenge of your own, similar to this thread.
    Last edited by YKTG_ZX; 20th-April-2012 at 17:19. Reason: new idea
    ZX.logOut();
    Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
    ZX>what was that?
    ZX>i dont think thats normal.
    ZX>lets try that again
    ZX.logOut();
    SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
    ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
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    ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
    ZX>oh thank goodness
    COMPUTER.JK
    ZX> [IMG]

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    I masturbate so furiously it creates a stream of my own baby making fluid, which I then leap salmon-like through to the ledge.
    Touch my twat.

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    I don't go to the ledge, I burn through the walls using the laser gun I made from said supplies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX View Post
    you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
    the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
    HAVE FUN!!!
    I would use the bug spray as a flame thrower and use it to toast the tuna sandwich then burn a hole in the box i would walk to the ledge and fling the sandwich at the person responsible for Putting me in the box then also throw the ping pong ball and bat just to make sure they got the message then i would go home and play pac-man.


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    Check for traps.

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    Everything moves aside from the swag radiating off me. I casually walk to the ledge and enjoy my sandwich.

    Next challenge.

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    How high is this ledge? I probably would use a level 4 fire spell to burn through the wall. Then I would use thunder, and flare spells to torture whoever put me in the room. After that, I would make a cure for Pac-man fever.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX View Post
    you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
    the only thing you have is a tuna sandwhich, a ping pong ball and paddle, a large can of bug spray, and a severe case of pac-man fever.
    HAVE FUN!!!
    Let's see. I have sex with the tuna sandwich because it smells like what I've heard a vagina smells like. I stuff the ping pall ball up my nose and paddle my nuts with the paddle until I can't feel my legs, and do so for no other reason besides that I can. I then drag myself over to the coffee-table Pac-Man machine that illuminates the room like a beacon, and utilize the severe case of Pac-Man fever to rock a really kick-ass, high-scoring game just before I succumb to the bug spray that I stupidly huffed thinking it was paint.

    As I lay dying, I realize that I never actually ended up getting to the ledge after all. I didn't care though, because going over the metaphorical edge several times that night makes me feel like I'm going out like a rock-star. So fuck the ledge. I lived like a King and died like a man, and that's more than enough for me.
    Last edited by Cyberxion; 24th-March-2012 at 07:00.

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    I would pull out my stash and get baked, then eat the tuna sandwich.

    Who needs a ledge?

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    Go to another thread.

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    ewww.... okay new rule time
    ZX.logOut();
    Critical systems ERROR! REBOOTING...
    ZX>what was that?
    ZX>i dont think thats normal.
    ZX>lets try that again
    ZX.logOut();
    SELF DESTRUCT SEQUENCE INITIATED! 5-4-3-2-1
    ZX>NOOOOOOOOOOO
    COMPUTER.EXPLODE
    ERROR> METHOD NOT FOUND
    ZX>oh thank goodness
    COMPUTER.JK
    ZX> [IMG]

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    Ping pong ball and a paddle? Shit son, I'd never leave.

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    What the fuck? Did I just see Clive and Cyber post in the same thread? I had to literally triple-check the year to make sure this wasn't an old thread.

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    Quote Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX View Post
    you are in a boxed in room. there is a ledge. how do you get to the ledge?
    I cannot tell you. It's confidential. Anyway, how is your sex life?

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    Quote Originally Posted by YKTG_ZX View Post
    Last edited by YKTG_ZX; 26th-March-2012 at 08:37. Reason: you guys are disgusting.
    Welcome to the internet!

    Quote Originally Posted by The Wyrm View Post
    I would pull out my stash and get baked, then eat the tuna sandwich.

    Who needs a ledge?
    That's what the pac-man fever is for right? Best answer so far.

    inb4 drugs hidden in the can of bug spray
    Last edited by Shadowrun; 26th-March-2012 at 15:46.

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