The Hang-Out: SnesObama Foogee Camp

[deadlegion]

Well, generally speaking, if you don't have a small rod, AND she's never done it before, you don't generally want to just stick it in there. You want to coax it in there. We tried. A couple of times. NOT HAPPENING.

Try lube and a teflon condom

[Raype]

Butt plugs, bro.

Wonderful things.

[deadlegion]

But seriously now......if it's that important you need dildos of various sizes to ream her out, step by step.
She can do that herself

Or like Ray said: butt plugs

[brit]

It's not really something I care much about. it was something we attempted that failed miserably. lol.

[G O R E]

What about a sandpaper condom? If you're a sadist :3

[Yip Yip]

Speaking of sadism, this discourse is making my dick shrivel.

[G O R E]

They're just talking about buttsecks, nothing to get uncomfortable over.

[Yip Yip]

They're just talking about buttsecks, nothing to get uncomfortable over.

No no no, it's the mental images of who is having the butsecks because I know who the actors are that makes my dick shrivel.

[G O R E]

Just imagine John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnel going at it, your welcome in advance for the magical mental image.

[Yip Yip]

Just imagine John Goodman and Rosie O'Donnel going at it, your welcome in advance for the magical mental image.

By actors I mean who the people are who are acting out the scene being discussed. And since I know who they are my dick shriveled.

Here, this visual aid is needed to explain what I mean:

[G O R E]

I know what you meant I was just being a shit head :3

[Raype]

I'll have you know I look nothing like Marilyn Manson.

My lipstick if blue and I wear my clothing slightly looser.

[G O R E]

You should be happy, Marilyn Manson isn't a very attractive person, but I guess fugly people make good music too.

[G O R E]

On a completely unrelated note, heres a conversation starter...

[Yip Yip]

You should be happy, Marilyn Manson isn't a very attractive person, but I guess fugly people make good music too.