By the government being stupider than ever.
Ya'll are stupid
By the government being stupider than ever.
The Spuzziest of Spuzzes
T-Virus.
Demi God
The world will simply end beginning with the loss of teh interwebs. The people will rage to the point where social life becomes impossible because mankind has depended themselves upon the computer and the mighty powas of the keyboard. Soon people will be forced to adapt, but the evil diabolical governmentz will come and brainwash the people into being forced into working for them instead. Then a massive civil war will happen and everyone dies because of nukes and bombz
Rewardsgaming.net
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Somewhere in the world of gods someone trips over a wire.
oops.
ある朝、気がついたんだ
僕はこの世界が嫌いなんだって
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Stop watching cartoon. rolfOriginally Posted by rok124
if you know what i meme
anonymous will go too far and disable all countries safety on weapons which will simultaneously launch destroying the planet
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
Mad Scientist
The thousand-year-old dump of some giant alien collides with the earth, crushing all life under a huge mountain of shit...
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
↑ ↑ ↓ ↓ ← → ← → B A START
Bounce Bounce Bounce
★★★★★★★☆
If that is how the world gonna end, I will be happy. rofl.
The only known Cryptodome
The Mayans are going to respawn and crush us with their incomplete calendars.
...thanks to you my keyboard has soda on it...oh well, thats why i buy in bulk *opens another*
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===The tittle explained it all.
If the end of world in 2012 is real, how its gonna happen?
Asteroids, massive earthquake or what?
How about the idea of an amazing hacker that can hacking the military databases from his home and by clicking the button "ENTER" from his keyboard, he can launch hundred of nuclear
missiles? And of course bringing a lots of destruction which we will called "The end of the world".
How do you guys think the world will end?
How I came to stop worrying about the end of the world and love the internet bomb.
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Poysonaly, [Ah prefur ya mum (NiN10doh reference)] I don't think that the world will end with earthquakes, respawns, or mutant lizards...well--maybe a few mutant lizards.
Heres how it all breaks down-->
#The Internet [says wiki]
The history of the Internet dates all the way back to the 1950s with the development of computers in the 1950s and began with point-to-point communication between mainframe computers
[consider this a server or host] and terminals [consider this a computer or client]. As the Internet matured people started to become frustrated with the inability to find files quickly and
efficianly thus producing the first search engine; "Archie". A few years after Archie became sick of Jughead's sheer studpidity--wait, wrong Archie...A few years after Archie [the search
engine] came the first full-text search engine known as "WebCrawler". Ever since WebCrawler came fruition, hundreds of other search engines tried to copy and enhance the abilities under
their own names. Google was one of the first [and best] to do so. (they went from this
[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Go...ion_Server.jpg
to this
[http://www.memphisflyer.com/binary/8...e-of-money.jpg
Nowadays the Internet is *much* more advanced; everything is faster and more precise.)
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#MegaUpload
I'm not going to sit here and tell you what happened to MU--if you're here, you already know.
#Every other FileSharing website is becoming increasing paronoid of being the next MU etc.
<this is related--read on>
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In case you haven't already read googles new policy changes and ToS-->http://www.google.com/intl/en/policies/
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#Life [IRL]
After everything that has happened on the internet this should have popped into your head
"My god, do you know what this means? It means that this damn thing
doesn’t work at all."
Of course by "this thing" I mean the Internet.
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#You're part of this equation
How much time do you spend on the Internet every day? An hour? Two hours? The entire day?
What would you do if the internet suddenly vanished?
You know what you've have to do? You'd had to go outside for the first time in years. That natural sunlight can be a real pain in the cornia--and esepecially the retinas. Yes, you'll burn
those suckers right out. Its ok though, because without the Internet to look at, you have nothing to do anyways. (honestly, you've read this entire post--you got quite a bit of time)
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#So whats the formula?
You + the Internet + laws + scaredy [samurai pizza] cats = the end of the world
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#Heres ow it equates
Sooner than later all Internet connections will be 36x more restrictive than Australia and China combined. With all the servers in the world concentrated on censoring, restricting and
monitoring the web, the undernet will protest against the most oppressive censorship the world has ever seen. This protest will be entirely virtual and will prevent the deaths of many
real-life protest...until the world ends [13 minutes]. All commercial servers in the world will be attacked with DoS/PINGFLOOD/pr*n viruses [featuring the unedited 1 man 1 sperm whale].
This, of course, will result in the physical destruction of every single server on the face of the earth due to overheating or the servers disgust of the recently decrypted sperm whale
video. With no servers to control anyones nukes, ["America will become a nuclear wasteland and collapse*! With no one to keep the rest of world's nukes in check, every crackpot nation will
launch their own! Eventually, the entire Earth will be destroyed!" ...And that's why I had to download this rom.] its only a matter of time before every nuke/sub/ship/plane/ etc launches
and we realize that we must fight a war with no internet...this means we must go back to mechnical warfare because without internet~how would you order more ammo/guns? The pony express
would become the number 1 mail company [which would upset UPS/FEDEX] and force another dozen factions into the fray. With each faction vying for power and control of territories no one
would pay attention to what the sperm whales were planning (what, you thought they'd let that pr*n vid fly?). Once the humans realize the danger they are in they combine their efforts to
make a very large wooden/seaweed/moss & slate ULTRAMAN! mechanical robot armed with 100,000 trebuchets. As the whales demolish what the humans called their "homes", the humans launch their
MRA [mechanically armed robot], which results in a very unsatisfying and hilarious road runner spectacle. With the whales on the rampage and no hope left, the humans resort to praying to
god for help--unfortunatly, the only man on the planet who remembers the prayer is out of AP and has to wait.......a few minutes later he leads the humans through the incantation while the
whales kill off more and more humans. Finally the humans finish the incantation and the sky grows dark and a murky purple spiral cloud forms--INDIGNATION!!!! The earth would still be here
if it weren't for limit break...stupid random encounters.
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#in the end
I could've sat down and came up with an actual story [maybe over the weekend], but its 9AM where I am and I need to go to bed.
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Yeah, probably some sort of plague or something.
Sex and violence will ensue.
And cannibalism.
Mad Scientist
Not necessarily in that order though
Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!
Member
The world, no. The Internet, maybe. In a sense the Internet is a world by itself so perhaps the ending the Mayans predicted was not the the end of the physical world but the digital world if world governments have their way with things like SOPA/ACTA.
With a penis shaped bacon airship warmachine of doom that smokes corn killing everyone with hay.
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