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    when learning to pierce, was told that if you hit one of the arteries under the tounge (and dont stop it) you can bleed out!
    so in theory eat something (particularly sharp and/or pointy things) and your out

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    Getting kicked in your chest and abdomen until you piss all over the kitchen floor and expire. That'd be a hell of a way to go. Saw that in some wild movie.

    LOL. I agree with Rok. The guy that died from making his wife beer bong a huge bottle of liquor in his ass after throat surgery was a pretty dumbass way to go lols. Also the black girl that got back-alleyway ass-implants which were really just caulk pumped into her buttcheeks. Then it went into her bloodstream and she perished. WTF hahaha.

    I almost forgot... There used to be a youtube vid circulating with some stupid chick at the club who was "snappin" (dancing) and ended up snappin her neck. Camera guy was all like OHHHHHH... OHHHHHH.... OHHHHHH.... then her neck broke and he was like oh... It was priceless
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    Die by being ran over by a turtle.

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    Contracting HIV from a dirty needle while donating blood to the red cross during a shortage.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    THAT IS AWESOME.. Made me laugh so hard. R.I.P. Manga lover.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    Now we need Death by Anime.

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    Setting up a bear trap in your house in-case a bear breaks in and eats your foods, then sleep walking and falling on it.

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    Dying by eating dirt, well what you thought was dirt but was in fact a mix of chemicals and human feces in a mulch that someone put in their garden.

    Dying by trying to electrocute fish in the lake, but stepping on the metal part of your boat.

    Dying by driving a car off the road while singing Friday by Rebecca Black. (Brock's Dub.)

    Dying by being a Mac user...

    (Thank you 1,000 Ways to Die.)

    Dying by Liam Neeson hunting you down, finding you, and killing you.

    Also dying by Sweet Tooth...It's true...Sweet Tooth kills.


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    Covering yourself head-to-foot in honey, and kicking a bear in the ass.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jack Spicer View Post
    i don't see why it would
    I could see why. Hello Luffy, it's been a while.

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    Pick up the books "The Darwin Awards", loads in there, lol. Like dying cuz you got your penis ripped off after masturbating using an industrial vacuum :/



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    Also, more people die each year from coconuts falling on their heads than from shark attacks or other things that"s gotta be a shitty way to go....



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    Dying after a surprise fight, and getting killed with one hit. Worst way to die in a RPG.

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    Die by someone power punching you in the face in slow motion

    Die by getting squashed by a fat person falling down a flight of stairs.
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