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    Dying by "Accidently" removing[Insert body part here]by inserting it into a spinning blender.That would constitute stupid i guess
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    die by getting squashed by a 200 inch T.V

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    die by tripping on a banana peel.

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    Die by getting run over repetitively by shopping carts at the super market

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    Dying of masturbation.

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    Die from a stroke... after mating with the servers

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    This is why i watch 1000 ways to die


    for situations like this

    how about dying while having a very large sausage tied to your legs, thus cutting off circulation, to show that you are a "man"


    Rewardsgaming.net

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    Dieing after having your peen0rz bitten off (because you insisted that this girl from a tribe of cannibals give you a blowjob).

    Getting impaled by a Narwal.

    Thinking you can stick your head in a crocodiles mouth without anything bad happen... just because you saw it on TV.

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kuro Kagami View Post
    Getting impaled by a Narwal.
    You are clearly delusional, that is an amazing way to die.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    You are clearly delusional, that is an amazing way to die.
    No, getting impaled by a candy/rainbow-mix shitting Unicorn is an amazing death

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Dying by chocking on your own saliva

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    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Voting Republican. http://www.flickr.com/photos/pargon/...57623594187379

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    Last edited by Yip Yip; 8th-February-2012 at 21:14. Reason: Most Americans die the old-fashioned way. They earn it...

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    die by drinking shampoo in the bathroom

    "I am seeking for the bridge which leans from the visible to the invisible through reality".

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    Running at armed airport security with a towel wrapped around your head holding a sign saying you have a bomb.

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