Page 10 of 11 FirstFirst ... 567891011 LastLast
Results 136 to 150 of 152

Thread: Stupid ways to die

  1. #136
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Posts
    41
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    I dunno. Would drowning in 1ft deep water be a stupid way to die? I think a stupid way to die is to eat a banana, throw the peel on the floor, slip on the floor, choke on the banana, hit the head on the floor, and die.

  2. #137
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Mars
    Posts
    761
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 36 Times in 34 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by Wiwii1010 View Post
    I dunno. Would drowning in 1ft deep water be a stupid way to die? I think a stupid way to die is to eat a banana, throw the peel on the floor, slip on the floor, choke on the banana, hit the head on the floor, and die.
    all of the above

  3. #138
    Join Date
    Apr 2012
    Location
    You would like to know wouldn't you?
    Posts
    26
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    I honestly can't believe no one has said this yet.... Getting smashed by a flying ice-cream truck.
    Signature's are for losers.... Wait.... FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

  4. #139
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Posts
    6
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    - suicide after 4 hour of playing ET for atari
    - going to a D&D convention and saying that the lord of the ring suck
    -Going to Rome and saying you like the Lazio (only the italians will understand)
    -going to a J Bieber concert and saying he's gay ( this a very cruel way to die)

  5. #140
    Join Date
    Aug 2012
    Location
    Belli Castle
    Posts
    33
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    Being murdered in a police station.

  6. #141
    Join Date
    Dec 2011
    Location
    Mars
    Posts
    761
    Thanks
    14
    Thanked 36 Times in 34 Posts

    Default

    Quote Originally Posted by coo757 View Post
    Being murdered in a police station.


    by a COP

  7. #142
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    My bunker
    Posts
    123
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
    Blog Entries
    2

    Default

    having a heart attack while in a guillotine

  8. #143
    Join Date
    May 2012
    Location
    Gansbaai, South Africa
    Posts
    378
    Thanks
    12
    Thanked 6 Times in 6 Posts

    Default

    Getting tripped by a cat while going down some stairs. And then colliding with a table full of sharp knives.
    HP: 454 / 1816

  9. #144
    Join Date
    Dec 2010
    Posts
    15
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Dark Souls saw someone in the nude so I stripped down asswell. Thought it was going to be a fun nudie duel. Soon as my armour came off some dude popped out of a bush and backstabbed me with a bigass hammer. Died.

  10. #145
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Near a GameStop, Indiana
    Posts
    165
    Thanks
    1
    Thanked 12 Times in 2 Posts
    EP Points
    20

    Default

    Autoerotic asphyxiation.

  11. #146
    Join Date
    Feb 2012
    Location
    In the Sea
    Posts
    1,411
    Thanks
    305
    Thanked 38 Times in 29 Posts
    EP Points
    830

    Default

    Falling down stairs and breaking your neck while sleepwalking.

  12. #147
    Join Date
    Jun 2012
    Location
    My bunker
    Posts
    123
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts
    Blog Entries
    2

    Default

    Tripping on a power cord, then getting electrocuted by the same cord

  13. #148
    Join Date
    Mar 2012
    Posts
    24
    Thanks
    2
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    dive in a pool of Cracked Playstation CD's!

  14. #149
    Join Date
    Oct 2012
    Posts
    50
    Thanks
    35
    Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post

    Default

    Super glue your hands to the ass of a hippo that has been recently given laxatives... (someone actually did that I believe)

  15. #150
    Join Date
    Feb 2011
    Location
    Philippines
    Posts
    49
    Thanks
    0
    Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts

    Default

    Infect yourself with "Flesh Eating Bacteria" on the right foot, then as you are about to die, burn your other foot while spilling gas on it then light it up with electricity and after you can no longer use both(and still alive) place both your hands on a meat grinder and chew a sea urchin for maximum agony. After all, #YODO you only die once
    http://www.epforums.org/image.php?type=sigpic&userid=93348&dateline=133640  3197
    Your post is clearly a lie!

Similar Threads

  1. Where do you see gaming in 5 years?
    By Kouen Hasuki in forum General Gaming
    Replies: 216
    Last Post: 22nd-August-2011, 18:17
  2. People are stupid
    By Paladin_Hammer in forum Free 4 All
    Replies: 126
    Last Post: 4th-December-2005, 04:21
  3. Raw Footage from Fallujah
    By Paladin_Hammer in forum Free 4 All
    Replies: 85
    Last Post: 23rd-November-2004, 15:47
  4. Who do you want be the next president of the USA?
    By djnickname in forum Free 4 All
    Replies: 323
    Last Post: 1st-April-2004, 10:55

Tags for this Thread

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •  
About Us

We are the oldest retro gaming forum on the internet. The goal of our community is the complete preservation of all retro video games. Started in 2001 as EmuParadise Forums, our community has grown over the past 18 years into one of the biggest gaming platforms on the internet.

Social