pick two characters to fight each other and then the next person must say how each character would win/lose the fight

[EX: Hulk Vs Ash Ketchum

Hulk win: beating the crap out of ash
Ash win: summoning a ditto to take the form of Galactus who nails the hulk into the sun]


after answering the previous Vs match, make your own, to start off with...


Negi from Negima Vs Dr. Eggman (Robotnik)


Rules:
1) you may use the same character agin but not the same pairing
2) be as brutal as you want within boundaries of common sense
3) it can be any characters or even real people (EX: Charlie sheen Vs megaman)