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    Default Japan creates calorie-burning Underwear

    What do your underwear ever do for you?... nothing they just sit there in you'r private area doing absolutely nothing, but not anymore you won't wear these calorie burning undewear will wear you to exhaustion. So are you going to throw away those measly things you call underwear and get these bad boys or what..I know I will hohohohohoh.

    Let your cosmo burn bright!

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    Are you actually working for them to do their advertising?

    Don' worry, it won't hurt... that much!

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    Do they drain your balls?


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    Something from Japan not related to giant robots and/or sex.

    Not interested.

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    WTF, do they still work if you shit your self

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    Wow. Japan is REALLY weird.

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    I applaud because of their awesome dance moves lol.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Joe Blog View Post
    WTF, do they still work if you shit your self
    Good question!

    You know, if everybody danced around like those dandies in their regular cotton Fruit-of-the-Looms, all underwear would burn calories. Now who wants schweddy balls?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Littledood View Post
    Wow. Japan is REALLY weird.
    MICHEAL JACKSON HAS JUST BEEN IN A HORRIBLE PYROTECHNICS ACCIDENT

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    lolz

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    Are you actually working for them to do their advertising?
    hahahahah XD nop ,although after re-reading my post it does sound like I'm advertising right ? XD. I was just so mesmerized by how far they are willing to go to spend less time in the gym by creating stuff like this XD
    Do they drain your balls?
    I'm not sure but they sure will drain your wallet dry they'r like 34 bucks a pair :0) quite expensive for my taste XD

    Let your cosmo burn bright!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darkseid View Post
    MICHEAL JACKSON HAS JUST BEEN IN A HORRIBLE PYROTECHNICS ACCIDENT
    OH MAN, IT'S A GOOD THING HE SURVIVED, I'M SURE GLAD HE'S ALRIGHT.

    I'm not sure how I feel about this product, why are these people dancing? I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Englebert3rd View Post
    Do they drain your balls?
    ^ No, but my first girlfriend sure did - KAPOW!


    I actually purchased a pair of these. Here they are, helping me to burn-away the calories:

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    Edible underwear and calorie burning underwear. Now they have to be combined.

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