Are you a Vampire?
Take the quiz and find out;
1. Have you ever tasted someone else's blood?
NO -> go to question 1.01
YES -> go to question 2
1.01 Have you ever sucked the juices out of a fruit or vegetable?
NO-> You aren't a vampire
YES-> you are a vegan vampire
2. Have you ever eaten human flesh?
NO-> go to question 3
YES -> go to question 2.01
2.01 Do you sparkle?
NO -> you are a cannibal
YES -> You are a gay cannibal
3. Do you sparkle?
NO-> go to question 4
YES -> go to question 3.01
3.01 is your name Edward?
YES -> go to question 3.02
No -> you suck, go to question 4
3.02 Do you have lame battles with a werewolf over an unattractive girl?
YES-> You are an terrible actor
NO -> Liar
4. Do you have a reflection in the mirror?
NO -> go to question 5
YES-> you are some freak who thinks they are a vampire, I bet you have 4 or more vampire costumes in your closet don't you freak?
5. Can you walk around in sunlight without a parasol and not burn up?
YES-> you are not a vampire
NO-> go to question 6
6. Do you have an irrational fear of garlic?
YES -> you are a vampire
NO -> you are a very stupid vampire, would you like some garlic bread?
42 -> Ha Ha, I love that movie
Originally Posted by skullpoker
