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    Default Man Accused Of Killing Mom Over Avril Lavigne Tickets

    This is just sad and pathetic....

    http://specials.msn.com/A-List/Lifes...entid=30648269

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARProductions View Post
    Pfft, I would have killed my mom twice.

    No, that's a tad... Excessive.

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    Why did he have to go and make things so complicated?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Why did he have to go and make things so complicated?


    you are a god

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Why did he have to go and make things so complicated?
    You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cosmic again.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Why did he have to go and make things so complicated?
    "You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to Cosmic again."


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    Quote Originally Posted by Cosmic View Post
    Why did he have to go and make things so complicated?
    'Cause he was a skater boi; she said, 'See you later, boy.'

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
    'Cause he was a skater boi; she said, 'See you later, boy.'
    "hes doing jail time just for her"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mistral View Post
    'Cause he was a skater boi; she said, 'See you later, boy.'
    I don't get it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffy4 View Post
    "hes doing jail time just for her"
    "And wanted even more"

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARProductions View Post
    I don't get it....
    we are parodying one of avril levigns songs "skater boy"

    whole song lyrics

    Spoiler warning:
    He was a boy she was a girl
    can I make it anymore obvious?

    He was a punk, she did ballet
    What more can I say?

    He wanted her,she'd never tell
    secretly she wanted him as well
    but all of her friends, stuck up their nose
    they had a problem with his baggy clothes.

    He was a skater boi,
    she said see you later boi
    he wasn't good enough for her
    she had a pretty face
    but her head was up in a space
    she needed to come back down to earth

    Five years from now, she sits at home
    Feeding the baby she's all alone

    She turns on T.V., guess who she sees
    Skater boy rocking up MTV

    She calls up her friends, they already know
    And they've all got tickets to see his show

    she tags along, and stands in the crowd
    Looks up at the man that she turned down

    He was a skater boi
    She said see ya later boi
    He wasn't good enough for her
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
    He was a skater boi
    She said see ya later boi
    He wasn't good enough for her
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

    Sorry girl, but you missed out
    Well tough luck that boy's mine now

    We are more than just good friends
    This is how the story ends

    Too bad that you couldn't see
    See the man that boy could be

    There is more than meets the eye
    I see the soul that is inside

    He's just a boy and I'm just a girl
    can I make it anymore obvious?

    We are in love, haven`t you heard?
    How we rock each others world!

    im with the skaterboi
    I said see ya later boi
    I'll be backstage after the show
    I'll be at the studio
    Singing the song we wrote
    About a girl you used to know.

    Im with a skaterboi
    I said see ya later boi
    I'll be backstage after the show
    I'll be at the studio
    Singing the song we wrote
    About the girl you used to know.


    if i wasnt lazy i'd just parody the whole song... not hard to rhyme

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    Quote Originally Posted by luffy4 View Post
    we are parodying one of avril levigns songs "skater boy"

    whole song lyrics

    Spoiler warning:
    He was a boy she was a girl
    can I make it anymore obvious?

    He was a punk, she did ballet
    What more can I say?

    He wanted her,she'd never tell
    secretly she wanted him as well
    but all of her friends, stuck up their nose
    they had a problem with his baggy clothes.

    He was a skater boi,
    she said see you later boi
    he wasn't good enough for her
    she had a pretty face
    but her head was up in a space
    she needed to come back down to earth

    Five years from now, she sits at home
    Feeding the baby she's all alone

    She turns on T.V., guess who she sees
    Skater boy rocking up MTV

    She calls up her friends, they already know
    And they've all got tickets to see his show

    she tags along, and stands in the crowd
    Looks up at the man that she turned down

    He was a skater boi
    She said see ya later boi
    He wasn't good enough for her
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?
    He was a skater boi
    She said see ya later boi
    He wasn't good enough for her
    Now he's a superstar
    Slammin on his guitar
    Does your pretty face see what he's worth?

    Sorry girl, but you missed out
    Well tough luck that boy's mine now

    We are more than just good friends
    This is how the story ends

    Too bad that you couldn't see
    See the man that boy could be

    There is more than meets the eye
    I see the soul that is inside

    He's just a boy and I'm just a girl
    can I make it anymore obvious?

    We are in love, haven`t you heard?
    How we rock each others world!

    im with the skaterboi
    I said see ya later boi
    I'll be backstage after the show
    I'll be at the studio
    Singing the song we wrote
    About a girl you used to know.

    Im with a skaterboi
    I said see ya later boi
    I'll be backstage after the show
    I'll be at the studio
    Singing the song we wrote
    About the girl you used to know.


    if i wasnt lazy i'd just parody the whole song... not hard to rhyme
    I don't listen to horse shit music, so I wouldn't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ARProductions View Post
    I don't listen to horse shit music, so I wouldn't know.
    The sounds involved in a horse taking a dump are far better than listening to Avril

    Spoiler warning:

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    Quote Originally Posted by deadlegion View Post
    The sounds involved in a horse taking a dump are far better than listening to Avril
    You know....I bet her gagging on dick would sound even better

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    We're supposed to be making fun of the retarded man who committed matricide; not picking on Avril Lavigne.

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