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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    Landlord is such a prick, gf's ex outside stuck in a ditch and needs help they ask him and he is all like "my car aint powerful enough to help".... its a 1.8 .... not powerful my ass... then again what do you expect from a tight fisted asshole that cant even be bothered to replace the missing wheel on a lawnmower...

    Hell his idea of fixing mold in the bathroom wall is get one of those plastic corner showers to hide it...

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    He even looks like one
    what a lazy dick. looks like a sleazy politician.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mimori View Post
    My sandwich making skills need serious work.
    Making a sandwich is simple .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
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    He even looks like one
    "HAHAHAH, I'm an asshole!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage View Post
    Hello, random jerks.

    So, I have this PS3 just lying in a box next to me on the floor, see. And I also have this imported super-cool, pink dualshock controller, yes. I want to open the boxes and play for a bit, but I have 102 pages of court cases and lots of books to read and questions to answer, which is due tomorrow.

    BAH!
    Better get reading .

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    You're norweigan? :O

    Well, I'm still not happy with my situation, so everything else is not-so-important.

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    My quadruple post was killed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Better get reading .
    But these are boring court cases. No slander, indecent exposure or murder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Quadruple post !

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elmdor Armitage View Post
    But these are boring court cases. No slander, indecent exposure or murder.
    Boring indeed. No fun cases at all?

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    Allting är så grått och trist, naboen är nynazist. ^____________^

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post


    Awesome desk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Boring indeed. No fun cases at all?
    Not today, no. I had one yesterday, from the 50ies, about wheat-containers and how they're most usually emptied though!!!

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    From the bottom, since you all wanted to know. In Norway they had started to do it from the top though, which was the cause of exciting testimonials from some farmers!

    Michael Ballack, he scores free-kicks.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Shardnax View Post
    Making a sandwich is simple .
    Ah, but making a good sandwich. There's an artistry in that.

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