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    Default Watch King and Kouen Fail at games

    OK, time to a failures thread.
    Well, we might finish some games, but there will be lots of facepalms in the way there.
    Also, don't expect commentary.

    So, with that said, I introduce to you this thread.
    And since I've started this thread, let's start with this blind run of mine:

    Second Season of my videos are here!
    Third Season is here!
    Fourth Season of my videos are here!
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    Wasn't too bad for a first run I guess.
    Died at the second stage, mostly the birds fault.
    I'm gonna roast some birds next time.
    I need some more blind runs though...


    And next, we have:
    ALIEN STORM!
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    All I have to say here, is that when you pick up a battery, it should fill the bar a bit more.
    But then again, if it was like that, wouldn't be challenging.




    And also:
    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (Low Res)!
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    OK, this one is bad.
    He's slow, random animals popping up...
    WEIRD BOMBS!
    Well, at least I don't have to play it anymore.
    I think...



    And another one, Super Castlevania 4:


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    I love moonwalking on stairs.
    And animals hate me.
    That is all.


    And TIME SLIP!


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    OK, another blind run, so wasn't too bad.
    That Knight sure is annoying.



    And RASTAN:
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    OK.
    This one went bad even in the recording.
    Me no lucky.



    R-Type.


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    OK, it's a good game.
    Which I will beat.
    TO A PULP!



    Jackie!
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    Not that bad I guess.
    Needed at least a face to face against the first boss though.



    And even Transformers too.

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    IT'S A NEW RECORD LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
    Really, I never lost so fast in my life.
    This one is laugh material.
    Even for me.


    OK, Super Ghouls'n Ghost next:

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    Never played this one unfortunately.
    Since, as you can see, I wasn't even aware he could double jump.
    Well, didn't make it too far.
    A DISGRACE.



    Toads Time!
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    RIGHT...
    The game is hard, you say?
    Well, it's not hard.
    It's VERY hard.


    Terminator!
    Didn't last too much on this one.
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    Streets of Rage!
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    Contra: Hard Corps.
    No comments.
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    Alien Soldier.
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    DoDonPachi is done.
    Sound is loud.
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    And the freak of nature, Action 52!
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    Part 1:




    Part 2:



    And the Cheetahmen annoy me once again with their sequel!
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    Me and King intend to do the same game and version for your facepalming pleasure
    So there will be a King Version and a Kouen Version!

    Spoiler's on mine to save loading for some press the Spoiler button to see the video!

    Second Season of my video's are Here!
    Third Season of my video's are Here!
    Forth Season of my video's are Here!

    Ninja Gaiden - Sega Master System
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    Alien Storm - Sega Mega Drive / Genesis
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    Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde - Nintendo Entertainment System (Low Res)
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    Super Castlevania IV - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
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    Time Slip - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
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    (Accidently Put it in Nightmare mode, so unlike king I couldn't run and gun... My own fault and failure in itself...)


    Rastan (World) - MAME
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    R-Type - Master System
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    Jackie Chan's Action Kung Fu - Nintendo Entertainment System (Low Res)
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    Transformers - Comvoy no Nazo - Nintendo Entertainment System (Low Res)
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    Super Ghouls n Ghosts - Super Nintendo Entertainment System
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    Battletoads - Nintendo Entertainment System (Low Res)
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    The Terminator - Sega Master System
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    Streets of Rage - Mega Drive / Genesis
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    Contra Hard Corps - Mega Drive / Genesis
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    Alien Soldier - Mega Drive / Genesis
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    Dodonpachi - Mame
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    Action 52 - Mega Drive / Genesis
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    Part 1

    Part 2


    Cheetahmen II - NES
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    HAHA awesome thread.

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    That chasm didn't like you two much in Ninja Gaiden, did it?

    Yes, I realise we're talking two different ones, but you still both went completely out of lives thanks to that daft thing.

    Also, as a suggestion - Battletoads? Perhaps a bit obvious, but it still has a reputation as one of the hardest pieces of gaming ever to have been released.

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    Fucking Ninja Gaiden. Also I'm glad that the hardest obstacle in Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde was a fucking spider.

    I think you guys should do Super Ghouls and Ghost for the SNES.

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    Those birds sure didn't like you King!

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    I Shall assume that Im not doing too bad since no one has pointed out my fails yet

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    Lasharus did.
    He said both.
    By both, he means you too.

    And flying/suspended things hate me.
    Not only birds, everything.

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Lasharus did.
    He said both.
    By both, he means you too.

    And flying/suspended things hate me.
    Not only birds, everything.
    If its airborne... your fucked eh?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kouen View Post
    If its airborne... your fucked eh?
    Most of the time.

    And updated.

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    Haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by king0427 View Post
    Lasharus did.
    He said both.
    By both, he means you too.
    I'm annoyingly observant like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lasharus View Post
    I'm annoyingly observant like that.
    He is, Trust me

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    Time Slip is next? As in Dr. Gilgamesh Time Slip? That may or may not be hilarious.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheRealSpiders View Post
    Time Slip is next? As in Dr. Gilgamesh Time Slip? That may or may not be hilarious.
    Yea THAT Time Slip

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