(Game) My computer is so slow that.....

[bad dream]

My computer is so slow, I have to wait 30 minutes to run pcsx2 ...

[Tassadar]

My computer is so slow that it belongs in a museum.

[thebudgiez]

my computer is so slow i cant play pong at 5 fps!

[Lightbeast]

My pc is soo slow, i can't even compete with dial up?

[Supreme Warrior]

my computer is so slow every FPS i play acts like its in bullet time

[tallmanjoe]

My other computer is so slow that it struggles to load Firefox.

[Joe Blog]

my computer is so slow that it gathers dust quicker than it can it can boot

[shinomori_kyo]

my computer is so slow that i can't even have an antivirus running on it or it starts acting up (actually that's my mom's laptop...)