Granted, you go to the Dentist, and he does a root canal.
I wish I could see right... It's all blurry.
Granted, you go to the Dentist, and he does a root canal.
I wish I could see right... It's all blurry.
Granted, you see correctly, but the next thing you see scars you for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a new hard drive.
Granted. You will now drive to work on bumpy gravel roads, having an urgent need for the bathroom, with a woman screaming at you from the passenger's seat. If that's not a "hard drive", I don't know what is.
I wish somebody would trim my trees and hedges for me.
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Granted, if my "trees and hedges" you mean pubes and by someone you mean "a gay sailor" and by trim you mean "with his teeth".
I wish that whoever posts next does so in pig latin.
But I'm not sure what pig latin is, so I can't.
I wish I didn't have this huge headache.
Granted but you'll have rocks raining under your head.
I wish chocolate can be planted and harvested.
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