The "Ruin a Wish" Game

[Nemkoon]

Granted, they're at the dump.
I wish I had a pet deer and a pet shark.

[TheRealSpiders]

Granted, they're at the dump.
I wish I had a pet deer and a pet shark.

Granted, but the Shark eats the Deer and one of the Deer's bones pierces it's intestine and the Shark slowly bleeds to death.

I wish I knew why my hand hurts.

[Andy_Jerk]

You find out where your socks are but also learn that each and every one of them has complex emotions. One of them is even in love with you. This leads to some very tragic situations later on down the road.

I wish I had toughened up more when I was a kid as it would have made youth much more enjoyable.


Lol at the gas mask subtitle conversation btw.

edit: My bad; I did that thing where I don't make sure that I'm replying to the very last post.

[Nemkoon]

Granted, you broke you hand,
I wish I knew what 32x497/4*9875 equaled

[Andy_Jerk]

This is getting jumbled up now...



*kicks can*

[TheRealSpiders]

Granted, you broke you hand,
I wish I knew what 32x497/4*9875 equaled

Granted, 39,263,000, but there is no way you'll remember that.

I wish Dead Island was out already.

*kicks can*

Oh god, what have you wrought?

[Nemkoon]

It gets delayed until next year.
I wish for gum.

[TheRealSpiders]

Unacceptable, it can't get delayed, IT COMES OUT TOMORROW.

You get gum... shit flavored gum.
I wish I had more time for video games.

[Nemkoon]

But work causes you to have even less time.
I wish I had a Game Gear.

[megamanax]

You find one on Ebay but none of the buttons work, so you can only witness the games starting.
I wish it was cold here.

[Littledood]

But it's 120 degrees.
I wish that Burn Notice wouldn't take a mid season break.

[Nemkoon]

Granted, it got cancelled.
I wish to rule a planet

[megamanax]

Granted, you begin your rule over Namek, right before it's destroyed in Goku's fight with Frieza.
I wish I could sleep well at night.

[TheRealSpiders]

You sleep well through the entire night... you just never wake up ever.

I wish it was tomorrow.

[megamanax]

Granted, but tomorrow (now being today) you die before you wake up.
I wish this toothache would stop.