The "Ruin a Wish" Game

[Nemkoon]

But it sucks anyway.
I wish for moar RPGs.

[Littledood]

But all of the RPGs are full of nude men.

I wish my brother would come back from Spain early

[Nemkoon]

But he comes home 5 years later.
I wish that there was another Jet Set Radio game.

[luffy4]

but it turns out to be cancelled after the first level is produced
I wish for an UNhackable console that can not be broken/hacked/modifed/broken/stolen/defective/taken apart/alive/have bad games

[Nemkoon]

But it fails and is dropped out a week after its release.
I wish for watermelon.

[Littledood]

But the watermelon tastes like ass.

I wish I wasn't depressed.

[luffy4]

but you get so happy it gives you a heart attack
i wish i had a penny with a hole in it

[Zaladane]

but you get so happy it gives you a heart attack
i wish i had a penny with a hole in it

Turns out "Penny has aids"

I wish I had a flying car.

[Littledood]

But the only one in the world is a billion trillion million bazillion dollars.

I wish I could play TF2.

[luffy4]

you end up playing "Two Fucknuts 2"
i wish everyone spoke the same language

[Nemkoon]

But The langauge only has one word.
I wish for more ammo for my rocket launcher.

[Littledood]

But you don't own a rocket launcher, so ammo doesn't make sense.

I wish that Jarret Cale and Joel Gardiner, and everyone would have decided that they would keep doing Pure Pwnage.

[luffy4]

put it turn into pure fawnage instead

i wish that the internet was in 3d

[Nemkoon]

But 3d ruins everyones eyes.
I wish for unlimited anime.

[luffy4]

but ALL of the anime is recaps of anime you have already seen
i wish anime was american and american cartoons were anime