The "Ruin a Wish" Game

[ZuNinja]

But the police arrest you for thinking you were a child molester

I wish I owned a real live nyan-cat

[sapien69]

Three sided tape is an impossibility. Something would have to touch at least one of the sides rendering it un-sticky-fied
I wish for 1 million credits.

[Baumshlager]

I wish for 1 million credits.

But you realize that it's not real money.
I wish for a Dreamcast.

[Zaladane]

But you realize that it's not real money.
I wish for a Dreamcast.

And you end up receiving a 32X

I wish I had some cocaine.

[Ace Ventura]

And you end up receiving a 32X

I wish I had some cocaine.

And you end up with Coca-Cola.

I wish I was rich.

[luffy4]

but you get arrested for robbing a bank
i wish mice were yellow and had red circles on their cheeks but could NOT shoot lightning or other electricity

[Baumshlager]

And you catch bubonic plague from a yellow mice that doesn't shot electricity and has red circles on its cheeks.

I wish for a parachute.

[Littledood]

But the one you got is going to rip in half if you use it.

I wish I could take advantage of the deal I got from Gamestop. (Trade in your DSLite and get a 3DS for $99.)

[Knightshade]

but the 3DS breaks the next day.
I wish I didn't have to go to work in 15 minutes.

[Baumshlager]

Wish granted - you're fired.

I wish for chocolate.

[luffy4]

but it has bugs sticking out of it
i wish for 1000 wishes

[Littledood]

But the genie only allows 3.

I wish I could find $500 on the sidewalk so I could buy a computer.

[0blivionkeeper]

But the $500 turns out to be counterfeit and you get arrested

I wish my sister wasn't such a bitch

[Littledood]

But your sister is a human, and a bitch is a female dog.

I wish I had some donuts right now.

[randomguy2k6]

But the donuts are glazed with raw sewage.

I wish someone would make a Jurassic Park sequel that didn't suck.