The Ticking Time-Out: psychoticragemonkey

[Rasgrez]

Stylish indeed.

[Tassadar]

Then what he needs is immediate medical treatment

He needs 10cc of Uncharted 2 stat, just melt the disc down and inject it into his body, completely harmless, it worked for wolverine.

[Raype]

Stylish indeed.

And the Fatman is quite functional.

Why fight crime when you can simply sit on it until it gives up?

[Ivolt]

Should I be sleeping right now? Probably.

But while my incredibly soothing voice can put 3 our of 4 EP members to sleep, it does not work on me.

Such is life.

There was a light. I tried to punch it.

It knocked me the fuck out, it was amazing.

[Raype]

There was a light. I tried to punch it.

It knocked me the fuck out, it was amazing.

Looks like you got knocked out by a light punch.

[Pickles]

Looks like you got knocked out by a light punch.

And it was lights out for Ivolt.

[Ivolt]

Looks like you got knocked out by a light punch.

Then, I woke up like 10 minutes after the call ended, then headbutted my computer.

I'm so awesome.

[Inferno.]

My Dad just announced my Grandad gave away his old 28" CRT 100Hz TV a few years back when he got his LCD TV.

I'd have had that!!!

[Raype]

Then, I woke up like 10 minutes after the call ended, then headbutted my computer.

I'm so awesome.

Moral of the story, get a desk. When I pass the fuck out in front of my computer, I have a decent place to put my head and everything.

My Dad just announced my Grandad gave away his old 28" CRT 100Hz TV a few years back when he got his LCD TV.

I'd have had that!!!

All I got from my grandad was an old CB radio and a box full of naked pictures of my mother.

[Inferno.]

All I got from my grandad was an old CB radio and a box full of naked pictures of my mother.

Still fair wank material, right?

[Raype]

You'd think so, but no.

Mom was disgustingly obese as a child.

It's like that one chick in those .gifs that occasionally get posted here.

And that one smiley.

Yeah.

[Tassadar]

What chick?

[Raype]

Seriously though, once you've seen your mom eating a bucket of gravy with hot dogs floating in it, you've officially murdered your oedipus complex.

[Raype]

What chick?

Bingo.

...

Oh hell you guys. Nice naming conventions.

DICKS.

[Inferno.]