Shortsighted all up in this bitch. I'd hate to be longsighted if I'm honest.
Also, fuck you Vans, your shoe sizing is retarded. A whole size down from every other pair of shoes I wear ever and they're STILL too big. Back to Amazon. Again.
Or alternatively, having porn burned permanently into the screen when your wife wants to watch American Idol.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
The heli was 100 meters away, and I DIED!! Fuuuuuuck
A guy I went to college with found me on OnLive
Integrated social media, anyone?
There'll be some amount of London drug dealers filing for bankruptcy come Monday.
Bad but I lol'd