The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Tassadar]

I don't know what I would do with a TV that big .

I'm far sighted so I would sit miles back from it.

[Sprung]

My TV is almost the same size as my waistline.

Me too!

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[Tassadar]

Winehouse is dead, meh, don't care again. No sympathy, just like Ryan Dunn. They were both responsible for their deaths.

I agree, sure it's bad but what about a woman of similar age dying of cancer, that's tragic.

[Inferno.]

Shortsighted all up in this bitch. I'd hate to be longsighted if I'm honest.

[Cosmic]

Also, fuck you Vans, your shoe sizing is retarded. A whole size down from every other pair of shoes I wear ever and they're STILL too big. Back to Amazon. Again.

[Sprung]

Where did you get that from? Sure, it's technically got a higher chance of burn-in, but they have all kinds of things to prevent that nowadays (i.e. screen savers) and I don't think you're the type to leave shit standing still on the screen.

I got conflicting info from salesmen and the Internet. I didn't want to take a chance of having my OnLive screen permanently burned into my screen while trying to watch porn

[Cosmic]

Or alternatively, having porn burned permanently into the screen when your wife wants to watch American Idol.

[Sprung]

Or alternatively, having porn burned permanently into the screen when your wife wants to watch American Idol.

details...

[Littledood]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

The heli was 100 meters away, and I DIED!! Fuuuuuuck

[Tassadar]

Shortsighted all up in this bitch. I'd hate to be longsighted if I'm honest.

It's nice for spotting bus numbers from a long distance away and being the only member of my house who doesn't wear glasses...yet.

[Inferno.]

It's nice for spotting bus numbers from a long distance away and being the only member of my house who doesn't wear glasses...yet.

I'm blind as a bat without my glasses, at least I can see perfectly both close up and far away though when I have them on.

[Sprung]

A guy I went to college with found me on OnLive

Integrated social media, anyone?

[Tassadar]

There'll be some amount of London drug dealers filing for bankruptcy come Monday.

Bad but I lol'd

[Fer!]

Four years ago I got the LASIK surgery.

Shit's awesome. And I haven't seen a decrease in my vision quality or anything.

[Sprung]

Four years ago I got the LASIK surgery.

Shit's awesome. And I haven't seen a decrease in my vision quality or anything.

I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.