The Wang Out: Because non penis-related titles stink

[Raype]

Connections, right.

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Hey, Ray, want to pay a visit to my boyfriend?

Just bring Ivolt and Tan along with you, whilst you're at it.

Love to. Can I take one of his toes as a trophy? It's kind of my trademark.

I'm sure we can find eight cars out in the parking lot. Who needs the PS3 anyway?

Might want to come here first, actually. I'm not sure I approve of the quality of American medical ca-

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I'll shut up now.

[Milady]

So you want to recreate Burnout: Takedown Ivolt in real life, I see. Shouldn't be too hard.

We could even drive about 30 minutes to the mountains and try some super jumps over cliffs.

[Milady]

Love to. Can I take one of his toes as a trophy? It's kind of my trademark.

Might want to come here first, actually. I'm not sure I approve of the quality of American medical ca-

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I'll shut up now.

Sure, why not?

That reminds me, my CPR/AED certification expires in a couple of days. More things to pay for, yay.

[Tanthias]

We could even drive about 30 minutes to the mountains and try some super jumps over cliffs.

And have 6 of us push a 7th along?

[Raype]

Oh look, Resident Evil 6 is happening.

Shock.

So, how long before they cancel it in favor of another revision of Darkstalkers 3?

[Milady]

And have 6 of us push a 7th along?

Better do it right the first time, though.

[Synthetik]

And they there's no link between violent video games and violence in people.

[Raype]

Sure, why not?

That reminds me, my CPR/AED certification expires in a couple of days. More things to pay for, yay.

You could always visit Fer and operate a clinic out of a van.

I hear that's pretty lucrative.

[Tanthias]

Better do it right the first time, though.

Good thing there are no (functional) trains in that game. Drag would've been hit by then

[Raype]

And they there's no link between violent video games and violence in people.

In my case, it's only because I have yet to master the ability to punch people so hard they explode.

Mortal Kombat showed me it's possible. But I cannot do it.

[Milady]

In my case, it's only because I have yet to master the ability to punch people so hard they explode.

Mortal Kombat showed me it's possible. But I cannot do it.

I'm still working on that whole shooting lightning out of my hands into crowds of innocent bystanders thing.

Then picking up their money when they're dead.

[Milady]

Anyway, I really need to go to bed.

Goodnight, guys.

[Synthetik]

In my case, it's only because I have yet to master the ability to punch people so hard they explode.

Mortal Kombat showed me it's possible. But I cannot do it.

Likewise, I have yet to design a blade-rimmed hat aerodynamic enough to decapitate a person and then fly back into my hand. There's also the problem of cutting my hand/fingers off when I do finally manage to get it to boomerang back, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Anyway, I really need to go to bed.

Goodnight, guys.

Goodnight.

[Tanthias]

Anyway, I really need to go to bed.

Goodnight, guys.

Night :chu:

[Colamisu]

Likewise, I have yet to design a blade-rimmed hat aerodynamic enough to decapitate a person and then fly back into my hand. There's also the problem of cutting my hand/fingers off when I do finally manage to get it to boomerang back, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Gloves, bro. Gloves.

So I just caught my brother using his iPod at 2:30 AM. So I set up parental controls on my network so that he can't access the internet between 10 PM and 6 AM. Winning.