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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.
    same.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.
    For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

    It's here if you want to see it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

    It's here if you want to see it.
    I'm not watching that.

    I once had to have a metal shaving from a brake lathe removed from my eye. The removal wasn't bad at all, but buffing my eye with a Dremel-like tool to remove the rust from the cornea left a little to be desired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I'm not watching that.

    I once had to have a metal shaving from a brake lathe removed from my eye. The removal wasn't bad at all, but buffing my eye with a Dremel-like tool to remove the rust from the cornea left a little to be desired.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Inferno. View Post
    My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

    Made it a bit easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    I wish I had the nerve to do that. I am really uncomfortable at the prospect of frikin' sharks with frikin' lasers strapped to their heads shooting my eyes.
    It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

    Made it a bit easier.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    My oldest daughter was about 2 at the time, and she spent the whole procedure making fart sounds with her mouth on the leather furniture in the surgeon's room.

    Made it a bit easier.
    Sprung, play a Game on OnLive.
    I need to spectate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.
    Do not want. I'll wear my glasses for the rest of my days.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    It's not as bad as you think, you get some numbing drops on your eyes, then metal rings open up your eye socket (you barely feel any of that, hell, it's more 'uncomfortable' to open up your eyelids with your fingers), stare at a red light on top of you, then kaleidoscope effects happen. For some reason it smelt like burning plastic to me. Then the other eye and bam, you're done, the whole surgery took about 10-15 minutes tops.
    I'm guessing you've never seen A Clockwork Orange

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nemesis View Post
    Sprung, play a Game on OnLive.
    I need to spectate.
    I will...in a minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tassadar View Post
    For some reason I just looked up eye surgery and came accross a video of somebody getting a fish hook removed, I'm not a squeamish person but goddamn that looks awful.

    It's here if you want to see it.
    I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

    The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
    Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

    The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
    Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly.
    Eye doctor bitches are the best!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fer! View Post
    I remember watching a video of a laser surgery and while it looks kinda gross, it's not like you're gonna look at the surgery yourself or anything, I remember getting a bit calmed after watching it, and even more when I realized that most of the shit they did to the eye was barely noticeable.

    The only thing that hurt like a bitch, was when they removed the surgery cap from my head.
    Why? Because the fucking nurse (which had dat ass) sticked a bit more of tape into my eyebrows and the doctor pulled the cap a bit too quickly.
    You came out with 20/20 vision and no eyebrows?

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