My grandmother believed in the Zodiac.
What was ironic was that she was a Cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant crab.
My grandmother believed in the Zodiac.
What was ironic was that she was a Cancer, and she was actually killed by a giant crab.
Jack black and Jack white
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
I find the lack of irony in this irony thread ironic.
A water park is burnt to the ground,
A tow truck is broken down.
I used to always cry when I laughed,
But then I was raped by a clown.
Like rain on your wedding day.
Or a free ride when you've already paid.
The good advice that you just didn't take.
Who would of thought? It figures.
Being run over by an ambulance?
That's kind of ironic ... right?
Capturing Pokemon never looked so easy!
someone said that
First Interview.... sees the couch
Hello, i am the casting Couch. you have probably seen me in locations that you can ether not tell anyone, or places you wish you never visited if you know what i mean
The designated driver being the only person to get drunk.
A generous person unwittingly hands a beggar a counterfeit $100 bill. The beggar feels elated for the first time in years and gets arrested when he tries to spend it.
"Jack White is Black"
But he's white....
Someone claiming to hate a show, while still watching it, week after week.
Someone said that.