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    I have lived a puzzling life. I have always felt that I cannot willfully do my best or I will have an unfair advantage over everyone. Adversely if I don't make any effort at all I will then come under fire for wasting my natural gifts.

    In order to explain what has happened to me, I will now relate how it is that I came to be.

    My Mother was a beautiful, brilliant, and very sad Valley Girl who, like many women of that description, had as her token companion a psychotic, abusive, and suitably unintelligent boy toy. This prodigal gem of a man would practice Karate moves on my Mother, and one night, even saw fit to fire at her with a loaded pistol.

    Around this same time another man, (my Father to be,) had traveled from the Midwest to start a new life and an electronics career in California. He also happened to be staying in the same apartment complex as my Mother and her boyfriend.

    On the night that shots were fired, my Mother was running for her life and began pounding on one of the neighboring doors of an adjacent apartment building. My Father heard the commotion and gave my Mother refuge in his home, fearless and largely indifferent to the savage who fired his gun in rage outside.

    In the fullness of time, my Father and Mother were married, and had two beautiful children. I was the first born, and years later, my Sister arrived.


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    So, your mom took multiple shots that night. Even though one of them was from a gun, I still think that qualifies as bukkake.

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    Intriguing Story... Go On...., *Takes out Note Book and Offers you the Therapeutic Couch/Chair*
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    Good story but who fired the gun at whom?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tanwarmohit287 View Post
    Good story but who fired the gun at whom?
    You can't read very well can you.

    Edit: Oh wait heres a better one: It was Mr Mustard, in the dining room, with the pistol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sprung View Post
    So, your mom took multiple shots that night. Even though one of them was from a gun, I still think that qualifies as bukkake.
    No, the sign on the main page says:

    "The Internets: A Safe Place to Talk About Your Mom."

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    I find it funny in the fact that, if something like this was posted in Retro, everyone would all band together and comfort said poster, and yet, when its posted here, its just open pot shots.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    No, the sign on the main page says:

    "The Internets: A Safe Place to Talk About Your Mom."
    Unless deadlegion's around.

    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I find it funny in the fact that, if something like this was posted in Retro, everyone would all band together and comfort said poster, and yet, when its posted here, its just open pot shots.
    More like, if something like this was posted by anyone but Andy, everyone would all band together...
    Last edited by Milady; 11th-July-2011 at 04:57.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    I find it funny in the fact that, if something like this was posted in Retro, everyone would all band together and comfort said poster, and yet, when its posted here, its just open pot shots.


    so what happened to the shooter?

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    Quote Originally Posted by lizard81288 View Post


    so what happened to the shooter?
    Good question. Last I heard he had had gone off the deep end and ended up barricading himself in his apartment whilst surrounded by law enforcement. Prior to that he didn't really interfere with my Parents to be; I think it probably freaked him out that anyone would be bold enough to just take his girl away from him.

    People who are accustomed to intimidating others are sometimes the same ones who can't handle it if someone isn't afraid of their scare tactics; kind of like in Mad Max when Mel plays Chicken with the Night Rider at the beginning of the movie. The other guy starts flipping out and crying after losing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Andy View Post
    Good question. Last I heard he had had gone off the deep end and ended up barricading himself in his apartment whilst surrounded by law enforcement.
    And he's still there to this very day.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    You can't read very well can you.

    Edit: Oh wait heres a better one: It was Mr Mustard, in the dining room, with the pistol.
    Crap. I thought it was Plum in the study, with the wrench.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase View Post
    You can't read very well can you.

    Edit: Oh wait heres a better one: It was Mr Mustard, in the dining room, with the pistol.
    yes my english is not good but i can understand that they was his mom and dad and they was not in the dining room.

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